He’s juuuust the right size to make all this giant-porn he’s doing work. UPDATED 3:15PM to correct a sound problem on the preview clip. I usually tend to stay away from series-based porn because there’s inevitably someone involved that I don’t really wanna watch, […]
Je t’aime, New York Pénis
God I miss New York Dick. Luckily Alphamales.com was planning ahead and put together a whole NYC nostalgia reel before JR Bronson and Jay Black get to grinding. Why they decided to set it to a Sousa march sort of escapes me, but when […]
Strip Poker Is a Lazy Way to Get to Fuckin’
But I like big dicks so I’ll still watch it happen. Using strip poker is the most indolent way to get characters in porn naked. It just is. Even the pizza guy/plumber/naughty teacher tropes aren’t as tired as strip poker is. On top of […]
UPDATE: Name That Dick
Not all mysteries remain unsolved. So it turns out that clip that I made such a big fuss about last week, y’all just picked that up instantly and knew exactly what it was: Phoenix Saint in Men.com‘s Raging Hard On. Since this came out […]
Leap Day Naked Beach Guys Gallery
Because we have an extra day of Winter this year. And also because I’m in sunny Florida, while you guys are all probably someplace cold. And also because I was googling for something else and kept coming across a bunch of guys at the […]
ICYMI: [Clever Leap Day Wordplay Goes Here]
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: February 29, 2016 Welcome, somehow, to yet another Monday. You may have noticed that the posting schedule the last few days has been a little light and we took a break from some of our regular […]
We Need to Talk About Maskurbate
This is weird, haunting, and weird. I keep trying to come up with something I can say about this scene from Maskurbate released the first part of this month, and ending up with nothing. Here’s what the site said about this release: Unmasked […]
Hardkinks Double Header
These were both good, so you’re getting two for the price of one! My favorite email so far this week was this one from HardKinks.com telling me about two recent updates, and as I’ve mentioned many times before, the scene descriptions usually make or […]
Name That Dick: Unsolved Mysteries Edition
We gotta figure out who this is and what it’s from! This week, a concerned MHD reader sent me what totally looked like a spam email with a virus attachment and I was verrry hesitant to download it or open it or even keep […]
Perfect Penis Club: Bel Ami’s Jeroen Mondrian
Which I keep mentally pronouncing as “Ger-ow-an.” Maybe that’s correct, though. Who knows. I don’t think Gerowan speaks, which is just how I like my Bel Ami boys. I don’t often have excuses to talk about Bel Ami here because unless they’re doing more […]











