Ranked from least to most extreme. I spend an inordinate amount of time on tumblr watching exhibitionist jack off stuff that I never really know how to talk about here. I’ve mentioned it once or twice before, but today I was all “let’s make […]
Presented Without Comment
Because WTF would I even be able to say about this? That’s some weird shit. I gotta go to bed I think… Idk man. – tyler
Fisting Central’s PERMISSION
Subtitled: “SEAMUS, NOOOOOO!” It seems like nature or god or the spirit world trying to tell you something when the dick is so big that the scene lands on Fisting Central, even though there’s no actual fisting to be found. Seamus O’Reilly has never […]
Late Night Classics: Ryker’s Revenge
They don’t make ’em like this anymore. And at the risk of dating myself, this wasn’t that long ago. I was clicking around some of the AEBN content I just have a weird amount of access to today, and wound up sitting through ALL […]
I’mma Bite You!
And then he does! I still do not understand the sexual appeal of TickledHard.com, but I will fully admit to liking these updates for their sheer hilarity and OMG-factor. Last week’s tickle-ee was the highlight of my MHD career so far. This 21 year […]
AJ at Spunkworthy Is Adorable
And 20. And married. But I don’t really care about any of that, because my misgivings were erased by his smiling and giggling while he explains that his wife would “be cool with all this.” Â Once he “explained it to her.” Normally I don’t […]
Gabriel Cross Is Just a Phenomenal Bottom
This is a good year so far for dudes who can take a dick or two. I’m not somebody who’s generally concerned with binary roles in my own personal life, and usually that extends to me being bored with the top/bottom dichotomy in mainstream […]
Pablo Hernandez Does an All-Flirting Workout
And it works! Fine! Whatever! Send me these underwears! I don’t know much about Pablo Hernandez, and his tag on MHD doesn’t really give me any clues, but apparently he really likes underwear and is cute. I, for one, am glad to live […]
There’s No Sweatpants
But it still works. Before we talk about this one, I wanna share part of the email that came with this update from Guys In Sweatpants: This video really needs no description. When I say it needs no description, it’s because their chemistry and […]
My BF Tarzan is on Randy Blue and I’m Feeling WAYS
SEND HELP YOU GUYS. I’M GONNA DEHYDRATE. I think this is gonna be another CAPITAL LETTERS POST. I don’t know what’s going on over at Randy Blue, and actually this scene was SO out of step that I just emailed them to ask […]











