Give up, every other porn star in existence! The world has seen Colby Keller and Johnny Rapid having sex with one another, and you are officially screwed (and not in the way you’re used to getting screwed). Nothing, literally nothing, can compare to the combined […]
Month: July 2013
Spencer Hate-Crimed My Dick By Topping Coleman
Hi, it is your favorite penis again! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here today to tell you about a man named Spencer. He is a model for a gay pornographic website you may have heard of called Sean Cody, and I have […]
Bradley Cooper, Christian Bale, And Jeremy Renner Kill Their Hot For “American Hustle”
Let me state right off the bat that the trailer for David O. Russell’s American Hustler makes it look like the best Martin Scorcese movie since Casino. [Ed. note – Gays like Casino better than Goodfellas. More drunken Sharon Stone swallowing scenery whole while wearing […]
“Naked and Afraid” Needs More Naked, Less Afraid!
This morning, I learned about the existence of a TV show called Naked and Afraid. It appears to be exactly what it sounds like. The Discovery Channel sends two naked people out into the wilderness, and we proceed to get excited about their nudity until […]
I Want To Eat Brayden Forrester’s Ass.
There are maybe ten seconds of Alessio Romero eating Brayden Forrester‘s ass in their trailer for Titan Men‘s Stag. Rumors have begun swirling around that those were the ten best seconds of my week (so far), but I am here to tell you that’s all […]
Do You Think jakco Would Fuck Me Stupid?
Is it a conflict of interest if I prostrate myself on my knees before Manhunt member jakco, trousers down and a tube of lube handy? I know I work here, but a man has needs! Jakco is from Venezuela, and he likes wine, music, swimming, […]
Ethan Cooper: File This Under “Boys I Want To Fuck”
Ethan Cooper has an impressive cock, as thick as a bottle of SPUNK Lube with a mushroom head that I’d normally go nuts for… But I don’t know! There’s something about this guy that screams “pin me down and fuck me ’til we both collapse”. […]
The Amateur Hour: Hung Fun For Two
You know the problem with an amateur porn site like Post Him? It’s so damn good that I download dozens of video clips I want to share with you, then I forget to copy and paste the descriptions from the guys who shared them. I believe […]
Celebrity Skin: Emile Hirsch’s Dick, Butt & Hairy Chest
You might recognize 28 year-old actor Emile Hirsch from his roles in Milk, Lords of Dogtown, The Girl Next Door and Into The Wild. There’s also, of course, the very real possibility that you’re cinematically challenged, and you’ve never seen him before in your whole […]
Let Me Bang You While We Listen To Marlene’s “Bon Voyage”.
This might be the gayest thing I’ve ever admitted, but one of my deepest fantasies involves making an extremely goofy, choreographed amateur sex tape. I’m talking, like, each thrust into my partner’s ass set to the rhythm of the beat, crazy interpretative dance moves and […]