Bruno Miles is, in fact, the hottest man I have seen in ten billion years. You are welcome to doubt the validity of this statement—especially considering I haven’t been alive for ten billion years—but you can’t doubt the way my dick‘s feeling right now. Bruno […]
Month: April 2014
I’ve Never Done This Before: Lifeguard Tony’s First Dick
That’s a very awkward title. It makes it sound like this Lifeguard Tony character has never seen a dick before in his life, and he’s about to have this magical experience where one appears in front of his face, his pants fall off and the […]
“Don’t Care How Big Your Dick Is”
In the sea of cock-hungry size queens called “gay life as we know it”, there’s something refreshing about a guy who doesn’t lead the conversation with “HOW BIG R U?” Manhunt member simo35 doesn’t have time for any bullshit. If you want to get in […]
Trenton Ducati Needs To Get Inside Us Now… YES, ALL OF US!
Remember earlier this week when we said the numbers don’t lie? We may have lied! After checking the top Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts of the year, we discovered that (so far) Trenton Ducati‘s destined for sixth place on our Best Dicks of 2014 list. This […]
Hot Flash: Kennedy Carter by Ryan Edward Scott
There’s something to be said for retiring when you’re at the top of your game, even if you wind up leaving thousands of fans with throbbing, unsatisfied erections. Arguably, that’s what fiery gay porn performer Kennedy Carter did when he left his exclusive gig at […]
Everything Butt: Dolan Wolf (II)
Have you ever heard the phrase “when it rains, it pours”? Because it is raining butts all over me right now, and I don’t even know what to do about all of them! Since last Thursday, our Everything Butt series has presented the gluteal masterpieces […]
FUCK ME.
Every now and then, you see a man and loudly shout in your brain, “YOU NEED TO GET INSIDE OF ME NOW”. That’s what happened this morning with Barcelona-based Manhunt member manuxao. As soon as I saw him, I was ready to hop on his […]
Three’s Company: In Which We Copy & Paste A Press Release About Jed Athens’ “Gay Bareback Double Penetration”…
“Nova Rubio, Drew Sumrok, and Jed Athens are all fighting for the same white-collar job. Drew is playing it cool but can’t help watching Nova and Jed, who say ‘fuck it’ about the job and instead go down on each other. Drew’s willpower eventually breaks […]
Quickie: Toni Sastre
For those of you who thought Dusty St. Amand‘s facial hair was too much, here’s another lean, bearded male fellow who might be up your alley. Apparently, Toni Sastre is a Spanish actor and dancer. I’m not saying “apparently” out of skepticism that he is […]
Flipping Out: Manuel Deboxer Snatches Straight Muscle Dude Elio’s Ass Virginity
This could have just as easily been thrown into our I’ve Never Done This Before series. Supposedly straight muscle dude Elio was hired by Maskurbate to fuck gay porn star Manuel Deboxer in one of his recent comeback scenes. Fifteen minutes into filming, he realized that […]