Strip Poker Is a Lazy Way to Get to Fuckin’

But I like big dicks so I’ll still watch it happen.


 

Using strip poker is the most indolent way to get characters in porn naked. It just is. Even the pizza guy/plumber/naughty teacher tropes aren’t as tired as strip poker is. On top of that, there’s never been a situation in my life ever (or anyone else’s that I’ve ever known) where a group of people actually wanted to play strip poker and then had that turn into sex. It’s just not a thing that happens.

So when Next Door Ebony brought up the second strip poker scenario I’d watched in three days, I was a little eye rolley about it. But then Bam smiled and I was less annoyed. And then he took off his underwear and I forgot what I was complaining about:

 

It’s a good thing Osiris Blade is always prepared for friends to drop by. On this occasion, his good buddies, Bam Bam and Dylan Henri happened to show up to hang out. Osiris pulls out a deck of cards to inspire a playful attitude and enjoy some friendly, competitive fun.

Instead of playing a boring game of Old Maid, Osiris tells the guys that the game they’ll be playing is a version of the classic favorite, Strip Poker! Bam and Dylan don’t protest, and before long, Bam is pulling his pants down to expose to his friends his large, swelling cock.

When Bam loses yet again in the next round of play, he finds himself with Dylan’s big dick in his mouth. That’s the way it goes at Osiris’s house…it’s all or nothing!

After Bam Bam gets a taste of both hard cocks, Osiris lets Dylan slide his fat erection in and out of his mouth, while Bam Bam works on Osiris’s boner. From there, they switch things up so Dylan can enjoy a taste of Osiris’s tight hole as Bam Bam gets a turn having his dick sucked.

This gets the trio juiced up for some fucking, so, being a gracious host, Osiris takes Bam Bam’s thick cock in his eager ass. Dylan and Bam Bam kiss passionately as Osiris takes a good banging. Then Dylan gets in there and slams that sweet hole for a while too.

Bam Bam likes this and offers up his own tight pocket. Dylan takes advantage and pounds him for a while.

This is an adventure that must be experienced to be believed! Join these three as their simple card game turns into a fuck fest where everyone gets a piece of ace!

 

That’s… I mean… Ok.  Whatever. Thank god everyone has big dicks and mouths/holes. Because that story is awful. Let’s ignore it and watch the dicks:

 

 

I love that tiny fainting couch they decided to use for three grown men tryina fuck here. Although it does make them all look gigantic. So maybe that’s something.

 

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You can watch all the stripping and poking here.

 

– tyler

4 thoughts on “Strip Poker Is a Lazy Way to Get to Fuckin’

  1. Lets face it there isn’t any original porn scenarios left, it’s all been done again and again

  2. But strip poker!??!? BLECHHHHH. It’s lazy! They may as well play spin the bottle! (I originally typed “Spin the Bottom” and now I feel like I should email the studio to see if they want to use that.

  3. I know what you mean, your comment reminds me of that classic scene where Kevin Williams was put on a lazy Susan and a bunch of horny tops played ‘spin the bottom’.

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