This one’s a doozy. I’ve never been one for the “straight guy’ solo bits. There’s something campy and hilarious about the “I’ve never done this before bro,” scene partner patter that allows me to feel ok with being into it. It’s obviously BS every […]
Because this is a board with a hole in it. And I refuse to accept it as a “glory hole.” This started off as a Sex and the City knockoff post (I’m rewatching that entire show again from the beginning so the temptation to […]
Markie More is a lucky slut. I was literally laughing and clapping my way through this whole preview because I fucking LOVE Derek Atlas and I love that he’s smoking and waiting for the bus and just happens to catch Markie More strutting around […]
Featuring your barber, Bennett Anthony! See. This is the kind of roleplay I was describing in this post when I was bemoaning the elaborate setups and characters that some performers just don’t pull off that well. This is exactly as much frame story as […]
I see why it’s “horny” but the “house rules” part escapes me. I realize that the stuff my dick is into online is different sometimes from the stuff that other people are into. For instance: super fit 20 year olds who look like Mormon […]
I swear we weren’t trying to scam anybody. Last week I posted an Easter Sale announcement with some egg puns and a gallery of Easter-y lookin naked dudes. I didn’t realize until somebody pointed it out in the comments that over the weekend, some […]
Ricky Roman and Jae Roze and Dillon Rossi and Damien Crosse. I haven’t talked about Cockyboys releases in a couple weeks, but it’s only because there’s been other stuff to cover. They didn’t drop the ball for even a single second and have […]
Internet collectively shouts “CUM ON MY FACE!” at their screens. This doesn’t need a whole setup. This guy is FOINE with a capital FFFUUUUHHHH. I wish this was from his actual Xtube account and not just an aggregate, cause I would LOVE to know […]
Gets “teased” by Alexander Gustavo. The issue of plot is both a blessing and a burden – sometimes in equal doses – in porn. On one hand, I love having some kind of context for what’s happening. Especially if there’s actual confusing setup involved […]
Wherein we see what went, and what needs to go. This was a bit of a bumpy week all around, what with me getting sick and missing a few days in action, and then a bunch of bonus work on the new MHD piling […]
