“Highly unrealistic accounting practices,” said one source. Ok people. As someone who saw his actual tax man this week, I want to assure you that we are all going to the wrong IRS and accounting professionals. Not only did I not get to see […]
Category: Porn
Nobody in This Scene Knows How To Suck A Dick
And I feel fine. You thought we were done with Trent/Julius today, didn’t you? Haha. HAHA! We’ll never be done with him! He’s perfect and I love him and this site is now ALL TRENT TARZAN ALL THE TIME!!!! Ok no. It isn’t. But […]
Just Can’t Get Enough
This guy is all I’ve ever wanted. Welcome back to Trent Tarzan/Julius Taylor Fan Club Hour. This week, we’re gushing over this new Breed Me Raw (gag) scene with Denis Reed. We’re not really concerned with Denis though, outside of his ability to man […]
Trey the Third, From Active Duty
Because they mostly only use first names over there, and I guess there’s been a lotta “Trey”s. This guy is ADORABLE. Active Duty is consistently killing it and I’m a little in love with Trey. The enthusiasm he has when he says what his hobby […]
No Nonsense Boyfriend
Is my new default Manhunt headline. We’ve been down this road before and I still can’t stop posting videos about spanking and tickling and bondage and I don’t know anymore. In a perfect world, I’d be like “spanking? That’s silly. I’m not into spanking! […]
“Damn, Mr. Taxman! You got a big ol’ dick!”
The exact kind of audit you pray for when you get a letter from the IRS. Tis the season, right guys? I’ve got my appointment with my tax guy next Monday where I find out how much I gotta cough up this year. Apparently, […]
Paramedic Daddy: An Original One Act Play
Starring Tex Davidson and Davey Anthony. Scene 1: Davey Anthony is running around with no shirt on and slips 20 feet down some sand and gravel and that somehow hurts his ankle so he calls a paramedic. Like through a paramedic agency or something. […]
Randy Blue: Who Even Knows?
Is This Good or Not? Round 2 Last week I was all complaining about Randy Blue not responding to emails, rendering me unable to determine if the sixty second clips they provide me were actually representative of whether or not a scene was worth […]
Es-tu Chatouilleux?
Still just as confusing as ever. When I was in undergrad, in preparation for a semester abroad, I convinced myself that I would learn “enough French to get by” from watching every French movie that Netflix had to send me (they were still doing […]
Late Run: New Dr. Cum Control Vid!
Dozens of us rejoice! Dozens! If you don’t know about Dr. Cum Control, that’s probably on me. Sorry. He’s an XTube thing that Jake Jaxson turned me on to last year and he’s now one of my top favorite things. He lives in San […]











