We were going to do a discussion post on the 2011 Academy Awards, including a list of the folks who took home awards last night. Then we realized you’re all fully-functioning adults who (hopefully) know how to use Google. You can look that shit up […]
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Aural Only: Adele
Things are going pretty well for Adele, eh? Her latest album 21 has been released worldwide to critical acclaim, and she currently holds the number one spot on both the UK’s Official Singles Chart and Official Album Chart. If that weren’t enough, the singer currently […]
Just The Tips: Beyond The Comfort Zone
This is probably the lamest “beyond the comfort zone” story ever, but here goes… Years ago, I was holding my soon-to-be ex-boyfriend’s ankles in the air, as I furiously pounded his ass. My hands moved from his ankles to his feet, and I slowly began […]
Must Watch: Jeggings Are Stupid
Gays, do any of your girlfriends wear jeggings? Or have you had to immediately rip them off of their bodies on sight because they’re about three threads over from pajama jeans? And pajama jeans are for really depressed people as well as people who look […]
Weekly Top Ten: Still Born This Way
Another week, and Lady Gaga‘s still on top! “Born This Way” continues to dominate our Weekly Top Ten countdown, despite a sincere effort by Adele‘s fans to provide some worthy competition. How much longer can Gaga hold onto the throne? Well, don’t look at us! […]
Unlockables: The Foreskin Stretch
While posing for nude pictures, uncircumcised men will often stretch their foreskin (see Alexander Block or Billy Scott for an example outside of this post). We happen to think this is really hot. But that’s probably just because we actively admire both cut and uncut […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Kathy Griffin Gets Spicy
ITEM – It’s the Old Spice Guy! Who doesn’t love him? Word on the firecrotch is that Kathy Griffin might be letting Old Spice Guy (real name Isaiah Mustafa) explore her blazing comedy cavern. Kathy doesn’t love Manhunt, but we still think she’s swell and […]
Stuff Straight People Like: Nipples
The other day, our very heterosexual co-worker was discussing a girl he spotted on the train. It was a particularly cold day, and she wasn’t wearing a bra. We’re guessing you can do the rest of the math. This led us to wonder (he says […]
Flashback Fridays: Butch Gaylord
You don’t have to twist our arms to get us to write about a guy named “Butch Gaylord“. Hell, the alias alone made us laugh out loud! To make matters even more hilarious, the backdrop for this particular photo shoot is utter insanity. It’s like […]
Secret Sex: Maulik Pancholy
Maulik Pancholy doesn’t technically belong in our Secret Sex category. He’s fucking adorable. If I ever had sex with him, I’d climb up on a roof and shout it out for the whole world to hear. Or maybe I’d write a Tony-winning musical about it […]

