The other day, our very heterosexual co-worker was discussing a girl he spotted on the train. It was a particularly cold day, and she wasn’t wearing a bra. We’re guessing you can do the rest of the math. This led us to wonder (he says in a Carrie Bradshaw voiceover)… Why are straight men so infatuated with nipples? Not just lady nipples. All nipples.
Let me tell you a story. Back in my days as a swimmer, there was a dude on my team who was fascinated with my nipples. He’d flick and pinch them whenever we were waiting behind the blocks. And it’s not like my nipples are anything out of the ordinary. Sure, they’re very prominent, but you wouldn’t necessarily write home about them.
But enough about my nipples! The point is, this guy was totally straight. I know this story may seem to indicate otherwise, but I swear on my grave that he was one-hundred percent obsessed with vaginas. And he loved playing with my nipples. Maybe this is just a personal thing? IDK, guys! As far as I know, straight men are really into nipples. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it…
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Butch Dixon
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And just because it’s funny:
Robin Williams had a bit several years ago where he portrayed a more “realistic” version of the then-popular Dr. Ruth. That character complained about men twisting a woman’s nipples like they’re dialing a radio, which prompted the character to grab the guy’s nuts and ask “is this a Slinky!?!” (“One squeeze for the condo, two for the Porsche!”)
Maybe it’s a holdover from growing up, being nursed on nipples (both real and fake). Maybe it’s related to touching their own nipples, and assuming it must feel good for her/him, too.
I just assumed everyone really liked nipples?
Also, that last picture is disturbing, although kind of funny as well.
Straight guys attack each other’s tits as a way to express dominance. Grabbing the cock or balls is too sexual.
Nipples don’t do a thing for me, men’s or women’s. Also, I don’t care to have mine played with in any form, though it isn’t unpleasant as long as they’re not being bitten or pinched. And it’s no turn on to me to play with a guy’s nips, but as long as he likes it, hey.
That actually makes a lot of sense. I never really thought about that.
The guy with the cowboy hat on is smoking HOT!!!!
i’m into nipples too. just love the way it makes me feel when a guy is playing around with them o even givin’ them some a little biting just makes go crazy and turns me on a 150%!!!!!
I like nipples too. And I like my nipples pinched and bitten. Hard.
Who are the guys in the 3rd pic?
Sorry, but, playing with mine or another’s nipples is a complete turn-off to me 🙁
only 30% men has sensitive nipples….maybe you are not one of them.
That is Pierre fitch. He’s my fav porn star. Hot!
I am way into nip and pec work. My nips are direct-wired to my dick and worked right, I have ejaculated from having them worked. Actually, when I went to have them pierced, the guy did the first one and I had an instant hard on and when he pierced the other, I came in my tighty whiteys! He was way cool about it and said he did the same when he had his done.
The absolute BANE of my existence around some of the straight guys I hang around with–I’ve got a prominent chest, always have and likely will into old age if my dad/gramps are any indication–and I still don’t understand it or get them to stop. As Dewitt said, there have been absolute no sexual overtones to any of it, but they always find a way to flick, pinch, or play with my nips if they’re showing or poking through. It drives me crazy and they treat it sort of like giving a noogie or high-five depending on the guy. Funny thing is my nips are sensitive and a turn-on for me during sex, but again, there’s never any confusion about these situations–it rarely hurts, but I feel like it’s someone grabbing my ass or something else that invades my privacy and doesn’t show appreciation so much as lack of respect…