You know what? I’m already overthinking it. Here’s the basics: Kevin Blaise (whose name I think is supposed to sound like “blaze” but I keep mentally pronouncing “blasé”) is cute and has a great ass and Jason Maddox is a bad “gym trainer” because […]
For me, one of the worst things about lube of any variety is that once it comes into play, stuff can’t go back in my mouth without some real commitment to gross lubemouth being all I can think about from that point forward. That sucks. […]
This feels like a next-level Apple Pay commercial. Is your car stuck at the mechanic’s again?! Does your fat-ass’d mechanic, Derek Parker, keep saying it’s gonna be “another week,” but you need it sooner than that?! Then be sure you bring your Extra Big Dick […]
Good morning, big swinging dick and balls for which I have no context or further information. I can’t stop laughing at this (or being jealous that I can’t clap like that): TGIF, guys. Good morning! – tyler
This BadPuppy solo clip starring Marek Polan (I don’t know either) is basically fine. It does all the stuff, and he’s nice to look at. But then he flips over and starts playing with this butt and… my jaw just dropped. I’m feeling ways about […]
Michael Musto and Brandon Voss also have some thoughts. I really liked what this post from Wicked Gay Blog was talking about earlier this week and thought it brought up some interesting conversation in their comments: Michael Musto :: “Gay Dance Clubs on […]
Good morning, Random Tumblr Hottie. I don’t know who you are, and google image search was little help. But maybe some MHD readers can do a little puzzle solving and tell me how to learn more about you. Because if you’re hiding a dick like that […]
This is a tough one to beat. What can I even say about this cock? Carlos Leão, bro. WTF. This thing makes my mouth water regardless of what it’s doing. Even when it’s just hanging there soft like it is in that header. I […]
Good lord, Brazil. Is it something in your water? I don’t know what the deal is what Brazil, but I’ve never met someone from there and thought “oh. You’re average looking. And that’s a regular sized penis. Meh.” They’re always just gorgeous, caramel-colored sex […]
This site. I have lost my ability to even. One of the hassles about this job is not having enough hours in the day to talk about every single thing that happens that I think is cool. And I really make an effort to […]
