Unlockables: Smirk It Out

Mike Ruiz, smirk

If there's anything I've learned from countless episodes of ANTM and RuPaul's Drag Race, it's that you've got to give good face. Even the most attractive individual can take awful profile pictures, especially if they're just staring at a camera blankly. So what can you do to make yourself look particularly alluring and bangable?

I'm a big fan of the closed-lip smirk. It's a bit sexier than your standard "say cheese" smile, and I've been known to drop my pants for this expression alone. It works for porn stars, and you can clearly see that it works for photographer Mike Ruiz (see above, read our interview here). And it's worked to get me laid more than enough times!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Mike Ruiz

To see some celebrity smirks, follow the JUMP:

Jake_Gyllenhaal, smirk

George Clooney, smirk

Will_Smith, smirk

Robert Pattinson, smirk

17 thoughts on “Unlockables: Smirk It Out

  1. wow Mike Ruiz is hawt. he should be in front of the camera, not behind it.
    very sexy, a good post dewitt.
    put your “game” face on, before you wanna go out there and get some.

  2. mike’s “game” face is better than the celebrities – you put up here.
    if i saw that smirk on mike’s face, he’d have to contend with instant pants dropping and neck mauling on my part.
    i hope he doesn’t give the models he works with that “game” face.
    typical day at work for him, flustered model comes in – that would be me and he gives that face as he stands behind the camera and says “are you ready” for some shots.
    lets just say posing would be the last thing, i’d be doing and he’d have to put up with alot of shots (cumshots).
    giving that face to the unprepared is not fair, and is devastating on the senses. if i saw him in the middle of a public, crowded road and he smirked at me like that, i would have to drop my pants in public and probably would be arrested for indecency.
    thats a lethal weapon he has right there

  3. why do so many guys who post on here completely forget that language has “rules”, even when posting to a blog? so many guys put punctuation where it doesn’t belong (like Alex, here) and make up words (to seem “with it” or “hip”?)also like Alex- of course so far there have been only 2 folks posting to this one (32, with my post), so I guess it figures.
    Guys, clean up your grammar, spelling, and punctuation! you never know who might be watching- maybe a prospective employer.

  4. Oh Randy, shut up you wad. This is Manhunt blog not grammar class.
    Anywho, I love genuine smirks, but the forced ones can look douche-y. I love Jake Gyllenhaal’s smirk…Ruiz kinda looks like he’s trying to scare someone, ugk.

  5. Randall, you, like so many others, don’t get it. Manhunt Blogs, Facebook, Twitter- doesn’t matter. It is ALL part of LIFE- for which school and what we have learned are meant to prepare us. Those who choose to ignore what they learned when they become adults (questionable in this case) because they think they know better, really didn’t learn a thing, and your response just proves that. grow up, guy- and get a life beyond Manhunt.

  6. randy, randy, randy
    you do know english is a flexible language and that new words are added to the official dictionary everyday, if it were up to you no doubt this wouldn’t happen
    also i love the way, you love correcting other people’s posts while your own is littered with grammatical errors.
    please go and suck a dick already, as i once told you, you are extrememely anally retentive.
    i pity your no doubt hen-pecked boyfriend – who has to put up with you, nagging incessantly.
    some people on this blog according to you, use too little punctuation, others like myself too much, some make too many spelling mistakes, others make up words (albeit spelled correctly).
    carol burnett you are really pushing it and i won’t end my sentence with a period – and you can’t make me – Ha

  7. p.s randy
    also we should clean up our grammar because a prospective employer might be watching a porn blog, not for the porn of course but to select prospective employees. LOL.
    i think this is just a perverse way of coming on to me, on your part, randy and i’m sorry to tell you, but i am not interested LOL, and will never be, no matter how much you “correct” my posts

  8. I’ve always been tempted to spell incorrectly and use fail grammar just to piss Randy off but I can’t be fucked messing around with that troll.
    Just ignore his posts, sooner or later he’ll get bored and go correct people on Twitter; Where there’s a 160 character limit and it’s home to txtspk.
    On-topic: Mike Ruiz is a fucking hottie and I’m still not sure why Dewitt hasn’t added him into the top ten already but whatever, over it.
    He’s hot but he’s still prone to having a bad hair day as shown in the pic before the jump.

  9. Another key advantage to the smirk . . . it doesn’t cause your face to wringle like a smile does (at least past a certain age . . . not that I would know personally)

  10. Randy U stupid FUCK !! perhaps if U pull your head out of your ass some other pathetic troll ( like yourself ) might want 2 put his DICK up there !! How is that 4 proper use of the English dialect………

  11. …how about we focus on the men? Considering that’s what we’re here for.
    I just SQUEEEEE every time I see Jake Gyllenhaal 😀

  12. mE lkie PhotO OF preetY mans sMilE
    Yes a good sexy grin can be a great turn on for me, weather the guy has much else going for him. After all who here would do a hot gym bod with a huge cock if the guy has not got a warm (cum here my love) smile?

  13. Robert Pattinson makes me want to gouge my eyes out and sew my asshole shut. I fail to see why anyone finds him attractive. He isn’t, not to mention he looks like he climbed out of a gutter half the time. Plus, his acting sucks. When you try to be that angsty and brooding, you end up just looking like an overly emo douchebag. Not to mention his “music” is a joke. Jake, not a big fan, but at least he’s a decent actor.

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