I promise this isn’t lazy blogging. After last weekend’s “Wilson” post*, I had to ask myself whether I’d hook up with someone without a face picture (or a series of pics in which his face is blocked). It turns out the answer is “Yes”. Admittedly, […]
Tag: Unlockables
Unlockables: The Wilson
“The Wilson” refers to a small collection of Manhunt profile pictures in which the subject refuses to show a full view of his face. It’s named after the character from Home Improvement who, as some of you may remember, never showed his face until the […]
Unlockables: The Pointer
You receive a message on Manhunt. When you click through to the sender’s profile, the first thing you notice is (duh) his profile pic. He’s sitting there with a raging erection, smiling his ass off and pointing directly toward his dick… As if you don’t […]
Unlockables: Guys Who Wear Sunglasses In Face Pics
I will not hook up with someone if their faces are concealed by sunglasses in their only face pic. While there are certainly exceptions to this rule, I’m a stickler about seeing someone’s eyes before they shove their dick in me (or vice versa). I’m […]
Unlockables: The Comparison Shot
There is an entire blog devoted to men holding their penises next to random objects. We’re not sure how we’ve never mentioned this before, but this topic needs to be discussed immediately. How do you feel when you see pictures like this? Are they a […]
Unlockables: The Bicep Lick
This is going to be another one of those occasions where we’re going to question anyone who choose the “MUST” option. For today’s Unlockables poll, we’ll be discussing the oh-so-controversial bicep lick. Some people think it’s douche-tastic. We think, when executed properly, it’s actually kind […]
Unlockables: Jizzy Lips
You’re hitting it off with a cute guy on Manhunt. As things are really starting to heat up, he unlocks his private pictures for you. The first thing you see is a face picture, except there are two things prominently featured on his lips—a huge-ass […]
Unlockables: Extreme Anal Close-Ups
You receive a message on Manhunt notifying you that some guy unlocked his private pictures. Being the curious type, you decide to click his screen-name and check him out. Cute default picture! You think to yourself, “This one’s definitely a keeper”. Then you direct your […]
Unlockables: Smile, You Bastard!
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Unlockables poll for a brief public service announcement about your Manhunt profile pics. If you’re amongst those folks who are brave enough to flash their mugs, then we have one thing to say to you—put a smile on your fucking […]
Unlockables: The Slutty Blowjob Shot
Last weekend, I sent a short message to this couple on Manhunt, and they responded by unlocking their private pictures. There wasn’t anything particularly unusual about their additional images—cock shots, body shots, ass shots and… OH WAIT, WHAT’S THAT HE HAS IN HIS MOUTH? It […]