Everyone is so busy talking about Robin Thicke‘s big dick and how “Blurred Lines” is the 2013 Song of Summer and, blah, blah, blah, something else about sexism and objectification. (I actually take that last part seriously, lest you were worried I was being dismissive.) […]
Tag: R&B
Nice Song, Justin Timberlake, But Where Is Your DICK?
What the FUCK, Justin Timberlake? How are you gonna release the video for “Tunnel Vision”, my favorite song on your LONG-ASS album, while I’m all locked in a closet for a week? That’s some dumb shit, because you KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles has been bowing […]
Fantasia Barrino Just FUCKED All Your Faves With A Strap-On & Y’all Better BOW DOWN To The Power of Her DICK!
MY BITCHES! The supreme royal twat Boulangerié Knowles is back to bring you the realest realness from my soul sister Fantasia Motherfuckin’ Barrino. You might be wondering where the FUCK I’ve been, and child, do I have a story for you! Dewitt straight-up locked me […]
Bruno Mars, You Better Stick Those Fingers Up IN Me & Make My Down-There Parts Whistle!
I have it on good authoritay that Bruno Mars wrote his new treasure “Treasure” about Ms. Boulangerié Knowles‘ supreme royal TWAT, and every smart bitch at the party knows that the song’s about to be DICK-slapping Robin Thicke and Macklemore from the top of the […]
If Jessie J Had A DICK, I Would Ride It Like A Pony!
Please excuse me while I do a headstand and direct my coochie toward the ceiling fan, because Jessie J is looking TOO FIERCE with that big bald head of hers. To be real with y’all, I was skeptical of this bitch when they tried to […]
Andreya Triana: “Song For A Friend”
Hey, remember back in the day when singers actually knew how to sing? Of course you don’t! You’re too busy getting wasted and rubbing your ass crack on stripper poles to shit like this. Why would you ever want to go back a few decades […]
Kelly Rowland: “Dirty Laundry”
Remember back in the day when you’d actually purchase physical copies of albums, pop them into your stereo, open up the liner notes and read along with the lyrics while you listened for the first time? It would be great if you could do that […]
Leah LaBelle: “Lolita”
Nope, this isn’t a Let’s Get Kinky post about plushophilia! It’s just the surprisingly awesome music video for Leah LaBelle‘s “Lolita”. If that name’s sounding awfully familiar to you, then you might remember Ms. LaBelle from the third season of American Idol, where she performed […]
Beyoncé & André 3000: “Back To Black” (Amy Winehouse Cover)
The Great Gatsby is set to open all over the universe this weekend, and with it will come the onslaught of heavily-funded PR campaigns and sudden massed interest in the fashion and style of the ’20s (Again – didn’t we finally just move past that […]
Mariah Carey & Miguel: “#Beautiful”
Who has the audacity to include a hashtag in their song title, aside from Mariah Carey and maybe RuPaul? This is actually happening, people! We have entered an unfortunate point in the digital age where social media trends have leaked into pop music. Now, if […]