MY BITCHES! The supreme royal twat Boulangerié Knowles is back to bring you the realest realness from my soul sister Fantasia Motherfuckin’ Barrino. You might be wondering where the FUCK I’ve been, and child, do I have a story for you! Dewitt straight-up locked me in a closet while he drank cheap-ass beer on a whack-ass beach. He was all TURNT OUT that I’d rip off J. Harvey‘s face and take over Manhunt Daily while he was gone, which is ridiculous, because I’m SO damn heavenly that angels be poppin’ out of my PUSSY.
But, honey, that’s a story for a WHOLE other day! I’m here to talk about Fantasia Barrino’s new banger “Without Me”, featuring cunnilingus enthusiast Kelly Motherfuckin’ Rowland and OTHER cunnilingus enthusiast Missy Motherfuckin’ Elliott. (Kelly likes them kisses down low, but Missy likes putting them there, if you catch my drift, and if you don’t, I’m sayin’ that she straight-up LIVES for munching on that carpet!)
This video is SO damn good that Fantasia can’t even LOOK at you lesser beings. Watch this flawless queen cover her eyes and rid herself of your ratchet, hating ass:
GURL, my ass is going to cause an earthquake when I pop it at the club this weekend, because these ladies are turning it out and then some! Dewitt better think TWICE before he locks me in a closet again, because I would tie his thirsty ass down and sing the chorus of this jam right into his butthole. “Where would you beeeee? Without meeeee?” Then I would spank that bitch with my stiletto until he told me the damn answer. NOWHERE! That’s where.
Get with the damn program and rub your DICK to this powerful track:
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I haven’t seen Fantasia in a while…looks like she lost all that weight she gained a few years back. And Missy Elliott has lost a lot of weight. They both look amazing.
Am I the only one that doesn’t understand these nonsensical posts?
Hah, I know right? But since I’ve literally been singing this song both to myself and my annoyed boyfriend for the past three weeks I don’t care, post away! (Thanks for cementing it back in my mind again Bougieancye, I’d just moved on to old school Toni Braxton.)
So act brand new if you want to….
Nope! I don’t get them either, but the bosses *insist* that Boulangerié stays on the payroll.
If you only knew what she made for writing this drivel! You’d understand why I locked her in a closet.
No, you are not alone… Why would Manhunt daily create a fictitious writer named ‘bakery’ knowles? And what is it? Which letter from the LGBTQA is it from?
I preferred when there were only 2 (sometimes 3) bloggers, it was easier and funnier to follow their opinions.