Never been to a party? Paris Hilton’s “Good Time”, an instructional guide on how to throw and/or attend a successful fete, has officially launched today (yesterday as a leak, today as a full video). The song, released by Cash Money, is absolutely god-awful terrible, but […]
Shit is MAD crazy up in here at Manhunt headquarters! My boo J. Harvey just up and LEFT on vacation last Thursday, and now after dissing me, this motherfucker Dewitt wants Ms. Boulangerié Knowles to help out and fill in as music editor for the […]
It is so difficult for me to write this. You see, I was not always the proud chub bottom you know and love today! Years ago, your friend Gay Duncan (me) was just boring Duncan, a closeted young man with no self-worth. I would cry every […]
You guys won’t even believe what happened to me last night! I was getting my thick chub ass pounded by a so super hung top—like bigger than Rafael Alencar or Boomer Banks—when I told him we had to take a break to turn on the […]
OMG, you guys! Have you heard the new Christina Aguilera song from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire soundtrack? It’s, like, pure fire! (See what I did there?) Nobody can turn out an emotional power ballad like my girl Xtina, and this one will slay bitches […]
Fucking Boulangerié Knowles! I’ve been trying to get you guys to care about Bright Light Bright Light for over a year now. Then, she goes and makes some bullshit post about his “DICK”, and it gets twice the amount of traffic than any piece I’ve […]
I ain’t even gonna FRONT! When Enrique Iglesias called me up a month after I finger-fucked his tight MAN PUSSY, I was super turnt up at the prospect of that big hard DICK twerking with my tonsils and slamming me up the ASS. He told […]
Miley Cyrus is on top of the world right now, and I don’t think anyone could doubt that she’ll quickly become the next great gay icon. Her record-breaking “Wrecking Ball” video slayed the internet and inspired hot guys to do things naked. People can’t stop […]
It’s been a HOT minute since y’all have been graced with the honey-dripped gospel of Ms. Boulangerié Knowles, so I’m gonna break it down for you like you KNEW a bitch would! It is scientifically proven by my pussy that Rod Thomas from Bright Light […]
First off, does anyone else remember when Manhunt used to have “Standard Regret Messages” to indicate that you weren’t interested in someone? They’ve since evolved into the more open-ended “One-Click Response”, a system that allows you to craft a stock message that isn’t necessarily driven […]
