Shit is MAD crazy up in here at Manhunt headquarters! My boo J. Harvey just up and LEFT on vacation last Thursday, and now after dissing me, this motherfucker Dewitt wants Ms. Boulangerié Knowles to help out and fill in as music editor for the week. When he asked me that I was like “NUH UH”, but then I thought about all you fine hot pieces of DICK reading this, and I was down to FUCK you with my luscious words whenever, wherever.
So why the FUCK are your pants on? Take ’em off and wave that DICK around for Ms. Boulangerié Knowles! I ain’t about to tell you about the best song I heard all last week without you giving me something in return, so let me see your fucking DICK. Post a comment with your fucking DICK. Send pics of your DICK to my e-mail, WETcoochieSYMPHONY69@yahoo.com. Just give me that good DICK!
If I had a DICK, you know what I’d be doing right now? SHOWING IT TO ME! But also, this:
You see, my cousin’s hairdresser’s cousin Pâtisserié Rowland put me up on this grown and sexy motherfucker named Shy Girls, and my pussy was turned OUT by his sultry-ass vocals. I would ride this curly-haired bitch’s DICK until it fell OFF and got sucked up inside of me, because his new track “Still Not Falling” just JIZZED on my face. Y’all NEED to listen to this, or you’ll have bad sex for the rest of your LIFE.
THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE THEM PANTIES DROP, FELLAS!!!!!!!!
Let Shy Girls get you PREGNANT with his new song:
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his voice is so pretty makes me wish i had a fella to slow dance wit to it hehe….
wow… i am very impressed. loved it.