You guys won’t even believe what happened to me last night! I was getting my thick chub ass pounded by a so super hung top—like bigger than Rafael Alencar or Boomer Banks—when I told him we had to take a break to turn on the CW and watch the premiere of the music video for the Holy Spearit’s iconic new single “Work Bitch“.
He pulled out for a second, then shoved his dick back into me so hard that I screamed! It was a good kind of scream though. I love it when it hurts. Then, before I even knew it, he flipped me around onto all fours, shoved it back in, smacked my ass and leaned into my ear to whisper, “You want this big cock? You better work bitch!”
I was about to slap this motherfucker! But he was holding me down and fucking me so hard that I couldn’t do anything. I looked down at my watch nervously, and it was just minutes before the premiere. If I missed this, all of my friends would laugh at me and call me a basic bitch! So I opened my mouth to say something, and this guy gagged me with his sweaty underwear. I felt like I was dying inside, really.
Then something magical happened. The TV turned on instantly, seconds before the video came onto the screen. He pulled my hair back and forced me to look (as if he even had to), and I was in heaven getting my chubby ass drilled and watching the greatest artist of all time deliver her best work ever.
The choreography was fierce! The outfits were fierce! The sharks were fierce! And I appreciated that, like a true feminist, Britney hired a ton of female dancers and helped the economy and stuff. She’s a true visionary, and I’m sure most of this was her idea. Pure genius.
Oh, and I didn’t even tell you the best part! We both came right as the video ended. It was fierce.
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Hahah. this post is like a rated-MA version of BuzzFeed! A+
If they repeated that shot of her in front of the car one more time…
cAN YOU tell me from what movie this gif is coming from please?
4 Tops, 1 Bottom: http://www.manhuntdaily.com/2012/06/the-cock-buffet-brought-to-you-by-4-tops-1-bottom/
tHANK you very much!
But of course! It’s a fun clip.
I have to say–she looks GREAT. the song is forgettable–except for the lingering ringing it produces in my ears.
lol I’m guessing a white Lamborghini wouldn’t make you work?
Shit… I wish Trevor Knight slapped me like that. I’ve been watching that GIF for like a minute long.
But that video is pretty sick. Britney looks hot! Those sharks too!
Did she get a nose job?
“Greatest Artist of All Time”? What kind of fucking drugs are you on??? I will repeat this until the end of this blog (which will come soon if you keep letting morons like this post), but these horrible, interchangeable “Gay ______” bloggers have no sense of writing style, overhype EVERYTHING, make completely hyperbolic statements like the one above, and couldn’t find objectivity if it smacked them in the face repeatedly. I don’t expect high art from this blog or even well-written prose all the time, but this kind of shallow, vapid, self-absorbed writing just grates on my fucking nerves. Keep it up with “Gay ______” and that “Boulangerie Knowles” shit and this blog will become completely irrelevant.
I hear you, Javier. I hear you.
My feelings on Boulangerie and the Gay Musketeers are well-documented, but as it turns out, traffic to Manhunt Daily has gone UP since they’ve started working with us. The bosses seem to think they’re responsible instead of acknowledging all the hard work J. Harvey and I have put into the blog.
It’s ridiculous. But, unfortunately, they’re here to stay.