Ariana Grande is dead to me! I thought after hearing “The Way” and “Baby I” that she’s the new Mariah Carey, but just like other hacks like Monster Mother, she let us all down by making the irresponsible decision of casting Patrick Schwarzenegger in her […]
Tag: pop
These One Direction Boys Need To Fuck Me… With Their DICKS!
Y’all might remember that the last time Ms. Boulangerié Knowles got with those hot pieces of DICK from One Direction, she had just been FUCKED by the Backstreet Boys and anal was OFF limits. Now, these twink bitches done released their new single “Story of […]
I’m Going To Get Gangbanged Bareback To The New Arcade Fire Song!
Hello, Manhunt Daily readers! My name is Gay Art Student, and I’d like to invite you all to my exhibition on Sunday. When I heard that another gay art student would be losing his virginity to his best friend in an upcoming performance piece, I […]
Rebecca Ferguson Is The New Adele!
LOL, if Adele weren’t too busy eating trucks full of cronuts, reapplying her lipstick and shoving all her Grammy awards in her vagina, then maybe she would be able to turn it out and deliver an emotionally groundbreaking song like Rebecca Ferguson‘s flaw-free new single […]
Teen Girl Scientist Monthly Is The Best New Band You’re Not Listening To.
It’s hard to describe a band like Teen Girl Scientist Monthly. So much of their appeal rests in their ability to get into your mind, body and soul to make you feel something, a task that’s especially rare in a time when most modern pop […]
Katy Perry’s PRISM Is The Greatest Album Ever Recorded!
Haters, fall back! And, please, fall out of the window of a billion story building so we never have to hear from you again! Reigning queen of pop Katy Perry just dropped her new album PRISM today, and the atrocious human being we will only […]
Do What U Want With My Bah-DAY!
Hey, all you basic bitches! Did you miss me? Well, don’t fret any longer! Your faithful comrade in ARTPOP, Gay Evan, has returned to bless you with more delicate sounds from the mouth of Mother Monster. Although I have been bullied and called superficial for caring […]
Papa, Can You Hear Me?
Papa is a Los Angeles indie band I decided to write about this morning, even though I would have rather talked about Sufjan Stevens‘ open letter to Miley Cyrus and the general greatness of her BANGERZ track “#GETITRIGHT“. Seriously, have you guys listened to “#GETITRIGHT” […]
Mumford and Sons Make “Wrecking Ball” “Better”
Who doesn’t love a good mash up? Idiots, that’s who. Stupid idiots. So, here’s the Mumford and Sons mash up of Miley Cyrus’ recent hit, you may remember it, called “Wrecking Ball”. Mumford and Sons may have been just what mademoiselle needed for this song, […]
Brendon Urie Gets Naked For “Girls/Girls/Boys”
For those of you who aren’t familiar, Brendon Urie is the lead single of Panic! at the Disco, a rather theatrical pop punk band known primarily for their 2006 hit single “I Write Sins Not Tragedies“. When challenged with how to make people care about […]