This is too fucking precious. And creepy. It’s also waaaaay creepy. In this scene from Twinkscape, a young man named Calos gets fucked in a pumpkin costume. Um, is this a new genre of porn? I mean, plushophilia is so last season! Bring on the […]
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Caption This: Men’s Department
With his perky butt pointing toward the camera, a naked man goes shopping at his local department store. Does he actually plan on wearing the pants he purchases? We’ll let you fill in the blanks! Either way, this silver fox is the subject of today’s […]
Caption This: Well-Hung Guy In Very Dramatic Pose
This guy has a big-ass cock. We’re not exactly sure what he’s doing with this pose, but it’s the type of thing that would grab our attention on Manhunt in a “WTF” sort of way (and keep our attention once we realize how great his […]
Caption This: Football Practice
When four football players take a break from practice to engage in a homoerotic love train, it’s pretty inevitable that the picture will wind up in our Caption This series. We could totally see this pose in a gay porn flick! Only in that case, […]
Caption This: Carrot Butt
An edible short skirt created for an erotic Project Runway competition? A butt so incredible that it can balance dozens of carrots on it? We’re not exactly sure what’s the story behind this picture, but we have faith that you’ll come up with a pretty […]
Caption This: Squat & Buzz
A beefy young lad pops a squat in the buff, covers his junk with his left hand and gives himself a buzz with an electric hair trimmer. Exactly what’s going on in this picture? That’s for you to decide! Welcome to this week’s edition of […]
Caption This: Duct Tape
In what we can only assume is a costume for an “Anything But Clothes” party, a couple of tanned college boys pose together in matching duct tape shorts. We sincerely hope there’s another layer under there, for the sake of their penises (and all the […]
Caption This: Morning Coffee
That’s not milk. And while you can probably guess the source of that mysterious white substance, we’re just going to break it down for you–there is definitely a penis behind that carton. Spewing cum into a mug of coffee… Er, good morning! Welcome to today’s […]
Caption This: Disco Butt
A multicolored light spins ahead, as a very happy young man drops his pants and shows off his ass. His dear ol’ pal sits on the floor below him, directing his tongue toward that fuzzy butt crack. That’s the premise of today’s Caption This snapshot. […]
Caption This: Twink On A Sink
Here’s a picture of a skinny twink squatting on top of a sink! Though we censored it for those of you who don’t enjoy looking at buttholes before lunchtime, you’re free to click through at your own convenience and see him in all his glory. […]