With his perky butt pointing toward the camera, a naked man goes shopping at his local department store. Does he actually plan on wearing the pants he purchases? We’ll let you fill in the blanks! Either way, this silver fox is the subject of today’s edition of Caption This…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
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– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Do you do alterations I need to get measured!
Pants half off, underwear 100% off
50% off? Looks like those pants are 100% off to me.
I knew my “daddy” was on people of Wal-mart!
“hey you over there! no wise cracks!”
Why am I not seeing any men in the mens section?
When going commando, it’s wise to try on clothes that way, too.
Oh boy, is that the toy section over there?
Come on guys! Narnia’s right in here!
Bill’s walk of shame took on a whole new meaning.
Oh God, I’m having that dream again. Oh God! Is this Kmart!?
Blue light special right here!!
Do you have anything in a 10″ cut?
Naked shopping is, like, hard!
The service in this place sucks.
I need to shop at that store more often
Hmmm, do I need underwear, too?
Where’s that tailor to measure my inseam?!
Uuugh! I can’t find ANYTHING in my size
Red light special in aisle 5
The naked shopper waited patiently for help extracting his wallet…
As you can see, the emperor wanted MORE new clothes.
I’ll just sneak out with this rail of pants, no one will notice.
flat ass but huge Dick sweet:-)
Haha damn I was gonna say “why stop at just 50% off” but someone beat me to it!
I can never find anything to fit me nowadays.
I think he is an employee. He would say, “May I be of service to you? Enjoy your shopping experience!”
Cruising…ur doin it wrong
I didn’t realize that Wal-Mart was a clothing optional store.
Eve, quick, put down that damn apple, these are 50% off!
shop until u drop…pants?
I heard there was a “blow-out” sale!
crap ! I can’t find ANYTHING I like in this store.
Excuse me maam, but do accept cheeks?
Excuse me, sir, do you mind if I ass you a question?
I told all my political friends that I boycott Target… I never knew that whole “liar, liar, pants on fire” thing could really happen.
I am looking for 100% off rack…
Our men’s department puts the tail in retail
Only 50% off? I prefer 100% off!
:-(.
another photograph, that i will never know the source of. . . . .
Why is it that may size is always sold out?
I think he misread the “Clearance” sign…
Sweet! Bottoms are “half off!”
excuse me young man ?!
if you’re not busy can you please help me with my dick which is stuck in the zip
Does this outfit make my ass look big?
Money (along with the ass) has been tight for Brett Favre since retiring from the NFL. He’s now been relegated to shopping the clearance racks.
Hey, Storekeep. I need some help over here
So this isn’t the “flash” mob location?
i wonder why no one else is around…well it is a bit chilly in here
I’m looking to dress from the bottom up, thanks.
Obviously I prefer clothes that are 100% off, but I feel like splurging today.
The literal translation of “I haven’t a thing to wear.”
new store policy: no clothes, easier to spot shop lifters.
Why do I feel a breeze
I can never find a men’s dressing room.
Fortunately for this Terminator, he appeared in the men’s section of a department store…
Last time I get a damn hooker from behind the Quicky mart!
Well the sign did say STRIP MALL
Is this the rack to hang my balls?
These damn Target changing rooms are always closed….
pardon me please,? do you sell new butts? mine has a big old crack in it
this is why Caldor went out of business
“ATTENTION GAY-MART SHOPPERS…”
Going commando for a 50% Clearance Sale…mmm
another outinpublic.com scene?
i wonder how far i have to go to get some underwear
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney