An edible short skirt created for an erotic Project Runway competition? A butt so incredible that it can balance dozens of carrots on it? We’re not exactly sure what’s the story behind this picture, but we have faith that you’ll come up with a pretty decent explanation…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo via: Big Shoe Diaries
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Amidst many lame entries, this one went to celtsnite.
Now Carrot Top has a carrot bottom
Will the beta carotene help you to see my asshole better?
Carrot Top’s brother is a carrot bottom.
If you thought that was impressive wait till you see the rabbit come out of the hole!
“So, you’re sure this’ll stop them from noticing the pimple on my face?”
Just watch, I can make them all fit.
You said you wanted carrots for the tossed salad, right?
I always wanted to be ginger!!!
24 carrot gold!
I’ve heard of carrot cake, but never carrot cream pie.
Trainees from the planet Daucus* line up to practice their anal probing technique on the latest human subject.
* look it up
“Bugs Butttop says, “What’s UP doc?”
“Do these carrots make my ass look fat?”
My latest video lesson: Hula dancing on the mid-western farm- helps with the boredom of living in this hellhole.
My boyfriend fucks like a bunny, and I don’t want him to go out for lunch.
No, honey, the carrots go INSIDE….
Or…My boyfriend fucks like a bunny and I invited him for lunch.
That pesky wabbit, Bugs Bunny will fow sure eat my ass. – Elmer Fudd
This is the only way i could think of to get my boyfriend to eat his vegetables…
Gaga’s meat dress was SOOOO last season.
Elmer Fudd comes up with a sure-fire way of catching that wascally wabbit!
The ultimate dangle a carrot in front of an ass…
TAKE THAT LADY GAGA!!!!
Josephine Baker got nuttin’ on me!
Tonight’s appetizer is Carrots and Dip. Pick a carrot, dip it and eat it!
So, you’re vegan? Here you have your salad baby.!!
Get your own, I’ll use them all!
From PETA’s “Raw” collection.
For the vegetarian men only
The banana dancer’s brother Carrot Dancer
Buggs Bunny’s wit has finally met its match.
The plan’s to get my straight friend to suck my dick “on accident”.
“Pleasure is the carrot dangled to lead the ass to market;…” by Robinson Jeffers
or
“Gladiator II: Gluteus Maximus Veganus” by Me
IT’S AN IQ TEST. HOW MANY ROUND PEGS CAN YOU PUT IN MY ROUND HOLE
HINT; I’LL GIVE EXTRA CREDIT FOR YOUR OWN ROUND “PEG”
And the hula went suddenly very wrong…..
Which is his weiner?