In what we can only assume is a costume for an “Anything But Clothes” party, a couple of tanned college boys pose together in matching duct tape shorts. We sincerely hope there’s another layer under there, for the sake of their penises (and all the blowjobs we want to give them)… Oh, also, this is today’s snapshot for the Caption This series!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
– Dewitt
Photo via: Naked Pictures of Your Dad
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Flattery and name-dropping gets you everywhere, kboy21…
The only thing I wouldn’t drain in this picture is the Natty Ice.
Don’t worry, we waxed first.
“See I told you, all we needed was some duct tape”
Student Saving Money – this week, Waxing!
A poor man’s brazilian wax.
you said this was the EASY way to remove unwanted lower body hair
Lovers Tom and Jeff model their latest creation — fidelity shorts.
“pose for Heidi Klum cause this is totally getting us on project runway”
Man, I hope these duct tape boxers prevent us from doing drunk gay shit . . . again.
Another frat party at the American Sign Language School for Go-go Boys with Utility Tape Fetishes
I thought you said the best part was unwrapping my package! So, I made it last longer…
“dude. . .i’ll pull yours if you pull mine?”
These shiny pants protect us from Alien Probes…..
So this is what they meant by using Duct Tape to tuck…
All I can say is that those guys look like they need a good pounding..
Obviously, these guys know a little something about getting themselves into a sticky situation…
“We got them on, now it is up to you to get them (us) off!!! :-)”
This is not what I had in mind when you said the shorts would make our junk look like a pipe.
“Are you as tough as your Scotch® Tough Duct Tape?
These guys will definately find out when a lucky Manhunt.net member is drawn to forceably remove it from their muscled behinds!
Ladies, the winner if you please…”
“If you can’t duck it, FUCK it!”
No Surprise Butt Sex Tonight. Dude, we are so smart!
Straight man manscaping.
These aren’t the only sticky shorts, these guys have had!!
“Stuck on you!”
Thankfully, it looks like they taped up a pair of boxer shorts in order to slip slid them on with relative ease.
Why do people make those hand gestures into cameras? It is usually the real low iq looking ones who do that, but what does it actually mean?
Knowing duct tape doesn’t breath, I need some scissors to preform some mouth to cock resuscitation!
And on a very special episode of Tool Time……….
Hey bro, you ever think we drink too much?
DUCT TAPE SHORTS
CHEAP BEER
COMBINED IQ OF 5
…..MY KIND OF 3 WAY ………..
Don’t worry the back is still open
Fraternity pants
“I’m sure we couldstick around for a little while”
Q: How many rolls?
A: “This many.”
You know bro we will never have to shave anything again down there, that’s if there is anything left when we get out of these
That’s one way to get a Brazilian.
I swear we’ll get better reception for the game in these.
They were confused when someone asked them to TAPE “Jersey Shore”.
2 in one: S&M and manscaping
Yeah, We made these in home ec.
the only way we can stay faithful to each other
Oh my God! That’s what this site needs. Let’s let Lady Gaga and other things for girls to other sites, which in fact is already enough.
“I told you to go before we put on the shorts…..”
It was fun putting them on, but now we gotta take them off. 3…2…
Redneck Waxing
“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds your junk to your leg.” Oprah Win-fay
When showing up to a party in the same outfit is more beneficial and less tacky.
“Where did you get those boxers?”
“WV”
2 orders of Loaded baked potatoes coming up!
Nice job, guys! I can see you’re both proud of yourselves, but THAT’S NOT HOW YOU TUCK BEFORE DRESSING IN DRAG!!!
I’ve heard of being tied down N red tape
“ONE SIZE FITS ALL’
“budget cuts”
“sticky situation”
did you remember to put something between you and the tape? I know I forgot to. What do you expect I am a dumb straight guy.
puts a whole new meaning 2 waxing
protection from alien sex control, they have already lost mind control
Where’s the audition for Rocky Horror?
Next on DNN (Douchebag News Network): Our resident fashion correspondents bring you the latest budget minded looks straight from the runway.
Hot Douchebags on tape… er, IN tape!
And now on the runway, our next two models are wearing the latest from lesbian designer Ima Hurtcha.
omg i cant believe i won! yay lol
for this week,
“Coming up on RuPaul’s Jersey Shore Drag Race… The sticky *Situation* the queens got into the first time they tucked…”
Lights, camera, and roll tape.
“You’re sure this is less painful than Nair?”
Previously on “Untucked”
“brocycle”
“Deutch-tape”
Yo, dude. My shorts are stuck between my cheeks.
They boys were sorely saddened to find their host had NOT said there were going to be fucked, and instead had said they would be duct.
redneck takes on swimwear
can you count on your fingers how many rolls of duct tape you made your shorts with?
Let’s fic ’till the tape is off, the suck ’till the cum is up. Whatever is glue anyway..!!
Let’s fix ’till the tape is off, then suck ’till the cum is up. Whatever is glue anyway..!!
Boxers? Briefs? Depends!
Duck Tape. Really does hold every thing in. HUM