Caption This: Squat & Buzz

A beefy young lad pops a squat in the buff, covers his junk with his left hand and gives himself a buzz with an electric hair trimmer. Exactly what’s going on in this picture? That’s for you to decide! Welcome to this week’s edition of Caption This.

If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Photo via: unclelala

To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:

No, we’re not saying gay men can’t remain faithful… Rick just made us LOL.

22 thoughts on “Caption This: Squat & Buzz

  1. Dude, you’re right. Increasing THAT vibration as the razor vibrates my scalp I tingle all over… and leak a bit.

  2. I might as well have a REAL reason to have been fired. Come on, walk into the break room, dammit!

  3. dewitt?

    whatever you do, don’t pick any of the entries which had took the cheap ethnic references route.


    at any rate, i don’t have any captions for that picture of this sexy little guy..
    ..just, i simply wish he was doing that squat over my face.

    he looks hawai’ian.
    and, it seems he’s at a military base, or some•such..

    ..that last part would explain his shaving his head.
    i wager.

    you know i asked “uncle lala” about the picture, by-the-by.
    i hope he gets back to me.

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