This is too fucking precious. And creepy. It’s also waaaaay creepy. In this scene from Twinkscape, a young man named Calos gets fucked in a pumpkin costume. Um, is this a new genre of porn? I mean, plushophilia is so last season! Bring on the twinks dressed as seasonal squashes! Also, bring on this week’s edition of Caption This…
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Twinkscape
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Congratulations to Teamrocketspet!
Ahhh I get it, miracle grow!!!
Looks like Linus finally found the Great Pumpkin!
Then the clock struck twelve, and the fairy-princess turned into a pumpkin.
First watermelons, now pumpkins …
…so I couldn’t find a watermelon to stick it in, this pumpkin should be fine in a pinch….
Fill pumpkin with cream mixture, then bake at 350 for 25 minutes
I’m making a pumpkin cream pie later & I was running short of cream, so I thought I’d borrow some.
I love Pumpkin Juice.
New halloween decoration, the suck-o-lantern
Queer American Pie. Face fuck the pumpkin then make it into a pie.
Let’s see if I can fit this candlestick inside!
A hose is better then a spade any time
Jacking-a-lantern is SO 10th grade.
In Soviet Russia, Pumpkin drinks you!
I found my “Trick” now he can “Treat” me however he wants.
This is what we do here in Arkansas on Halloween, Pump-Kin.
This is NOT what I had in mind when you asked me if I were into role playing!!!
the great pumpkin has indeed arrived
Halloween is always good for some hard candy!
Man but I love A fresh batch of Pumpkin seed juice!
who said been vegetarian was not fun????? i wanna see the one dress as cucumber..:)
All new form of electrolysis, but when you go to far the balls go to.
I thought you said if I sucked your hose it would inflate my custume.
“this little pumpkin is so thirsty that he suck the hose dry.”
peter peter pumpkin eater.
Trick or Treat?
“It’s The Gay Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!”
This is really how you carve a face on a pumpkin!!!
Pumpkin pumpkin peter eater.
Jack a lantern? Haha not in my house, we FaceFuck a Lantern here
In communist Russia, pumpkin eats you!
I think the Linus one won…but just in case…
What? I got jealous of James and his giant peach, so I grew myself a magic pumpkin.
Pumpkins are out… Blowkins are the seasonal vegetables..!!
My pumpkin pie wants some banana cream.
I’ma pump a pumpkin!
In the great ‘man bites dog’ tradition, it was now time for the pumpkin to de-seed the human.
This is better than bobbing for apples!
NICE … THAT’S MY PUMPKIN !!!
JACK-O-LANTERNS CAN HAVE A SCARY FACE, OR A HAPPY FACE.
THIS ONE HAS A “FUCK FACE”
STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD
I SAID EAT YOU’RE VEGGIES ! YOU GOT IT BACKWARDS !
That’s one of my five-a-day down!
The Fleshjack-O-Lantern.
later the great pumpkin will be cumming