When four football players take a break from practice to engage in a homoerotic love train, it’s pretty inevitable that the picture will wind up in our Caption This series. We could totally see this pose in a gay porn flick! Only in that case, it’d be a whole lot more naked, and number seventeen would be getting double-penetrated by the two guys holding him. Oh well!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Congratulations to JH! / Runner up: C Peatridge.
NFL players are turning to more interesting ways to make money during the lockout.
There in the end zone….going….going……Touchdown Gays!!!
…And the Gay Pimp thought that SOCCER practice was fun!
If the huddles were like this more people wold watch football.
All for one and all in one
Not what the coach had in mind when he told them to run drills on the quarterback sack.
Well one man may have run out of his shirt, but with a little team work
there were able to help #17 get it right in the end zone.
geez, six entries and not one has mentioned “tight end” yet….
I don’t know about you, but I’m kind of liking Coach’s new team building exercises!
Guess Which One Of Us Is The Tight End.
Trust me, you’re a wide receiver, not a tight end. Now give me my quarter back.
And guess which one is the wide receiver…
Gridiron gang II: gridiron gangbang
Getting the hole of one… oh wait we’re not meant to be golfers…
#17 must be the wide receiver…
Triple the fun!!
I don’t think this is what Coach meant when he said we were having “team drills”
Let me guess they all part of the greenbay fudge packers!!!!
push for end zone goal
Hell, more people would PLAY football. LOL
When they said sack the Quarterback, I think they ment the one on the other team. And only the Quaterback.
4, 69, HUMP!
going in for the kill, tightly excecuted but it touched down.it was inside the line .deeply thought out team playing.
The beginning to any college Tailgating party.
I was thinking the same thought lol
Tantric Position #87 aka: The All American!
announcer: and we have a… wait is that a lift-off or a touchdown???
#17 won the coin toss to be the wide receiver in this game
When the cheerleaders are away….
the queerterback gets to call the play
Coach said “Touch Football…not touch balls!”
okay guys…which of you REALLY wants to be the Tight End?
ready, set!
2-4-6-8 who do we appreciate
15-16…..17 he’s our man if he can’t do it nobody can
GOOOOOO TEAM
“Need more balls, ref?”
The new end zone dance, everyone join in.
Going for a DP on the last play of the game.
After practice, some of the players enjoyed a game of “smear the queer”.
if the cheerios want to join the celebacy club we will entertain ourselves by the way where is hummer i mean hummel?
Now that’s watcha call a touch down boys!
He looked like a tight end, but feels like a wide receiver.
Damn it…I should have learned to play football!
And it’s going right between the uprights … 3 points!
Pile up on the football field. Or ‘fuck and pitch’.
West Virginia Cream Pie Gang Bank – Varsity Edition
Four Hicks, No Chicks
Riding the Appalachian Train
Kooz ‘n’ Kousins
Crackers and Sausage
Kooz ‘n’ Kuzins
Crackers and Sausage
HUDDLE! Not CUDDLE!
Is this a Quarterback Stack ?
Coach, we were just playing two-hand touch!
are you sure it’s football practice?
This new formation will REALLY confuse the other team.
Is this supposed to help me hit the high notes in Glee club?
And they said hiring Johnny Weir as a coach was a bad idea.
Bel Ami again?
Gotta find that Ball, Know it is here …..SOMEWHERE!!!
Anyone for a game of shirts vs skins?
When football teams hear the saying ‘Any holes a goal’
Tight ends… not for long..
Damn man! Ever since that pile up earlier, we’ve been stuck like this! Gotta admit though… Its HOT
Doing the 2-a-days were rough, but when it ended with 4 of us like this, it was all worth it.
That’s how we practice taking down on anyone. Don’t fool with our team.
America’s Got Talent, here we come!
HERE LET ME TRANSLATE… IT’S SAC THE QUARTERBACK NOT TEABAG HIM
HE’S MY TIGHT END …NO HE’S MY TIGHT END …. NOOO I WANT HIS TIGHT END
NAH HOW ABOUT ” TOPS -vs- BOTTOMS “