I kind of have to agree when Pam expressed her distaste for everyone always running around focused on Sookie Stackhouse’s “precious fairy vagina” last season. I know she’s the main character, but really – fairy blood can’t taste THAT good. She’s always bait, and all […]
Category: Television
Top Or Bottom: Andy Cohen
It was THIS close to saying John Travolta up there, but that would have been little to no challenge. Andy Cohen is the adorable host of what is probably the worst show on television – Watch What Happens Live. It’s a combination of pain and […]
Let’s Talk About Shemar Moore’s Penis!
Break out the handcuffs! I should be arrested for not posting these pics of Shemar Moore as soon as they hit the internet. Even though he made a shirtless appearance in our latest addition of Gay Ass Gossip, you can almost make out the outline […]
14 Reasons To Be Excited For Season 5 of True Blood
In case you’ve already forgotten, the DILF god known as Christopher Meloni will be appearing on the fifth season of HBO’s True Blood. This is exciting for a variety of reasons, most of which involve Christopher Meloni naked. After all, it’s a well-documented fact that […]
Celebrity Skin: Alfie Allen
Alfie Allen is the actor who plays Theon Greyjoy on Game Of Thrones. And he showed off his dick in the current season! I’m shocked Dewitt didn’t mention this already – he loves Game. The series’ first season had gotten criticism for showing plenty of […]
Here Is A Picture of Jamie Dornan In The Shower
You were probably expecting something sexier when you read the headline “Here Is A Picture of Jamie Dornan In The Shower”. Sadly, this is the saddest picture of Jamie Dornan in the history of sadness! The model and actor, primarily known for his eight-episode role […]
MARRIED TO LIES!
When I saw this over on our best friend blog Queerty’s page, I cracked up. E! gave the oldest Jonas brother Kevin (“Gramps Jonas”) a reality show. Kevin is married to hairburner Danielle Deleasa. It’s a Ryan Seacrest production! (Note – they are our best […]
What Did Willam Do?
If you didn’t watch the RuPaul’s Drag Race reunion special and you actually care about the show or spoilers, you might want to stop reading this post right now. On that note, you might also want to stay out of the comments section, where I […]
Shut The Fuck Up, Simon Doonan
Ugh, this queen. Ok, so uppity Brit bitch Simon Doonan was on Conan O’Brien last week to promote his book – Gay Men Don’t Get Fat. If I didn’t hate his ass before. There’s a chubby gay teen in the boondocks of Minnesota who is […]
Would You Hit That?: Jimmy Kimmel
A rather svelte-looking Jimmy Kimmel emceed the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over the weekend, and he looked kinda…dashing. Jimbo was reportedly extremely nervous following THE PRESIDENT’S COMEDY ROUTINE (say what you will about President Barack Obama, but at least he’s got a sense of humor […]