According to fifteen-thousand women, German men are the worst lovers because of their body odor. The women complained that English men were too lazy, Swedish men were too fast, Dutch men were too dominating and American men were too rough. Spanish, Brazilian and Italian men […]
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The Apple Love Song
I love my iPhone and Macbook just as much as everyone else but to sing a love song about them? Hmmm… yeah that's going too far. Apparently, this one fellow didn't think so. I'm pretty sure this is a marketing gimmick devised by the evil […]
Aural Only: Chris Brown
Now I wasn't going to address the premiere of Chris Brown's new single "Transform Ya", but then I saw the overwhelmingly positive feedback it's been receiving on other blogs. Have we seriously forgotten what this man has done? Am I the only one who thinks […]
Who Would You Rather?: Special Log-in Model Semi-Finals III
It seems like just yesterday that we Daniel and
Wait, I Was Supposed To Notice The Watches?
While the watch editorial from Geil Magazine's October 6th issue attempts to work the "sex sells" angle, I didn't even realize what they were trying to sell at first! The other two shots are even racier than this, but we're warning all you power-homos in advance […]
Say Hello To The World’s Fastest Nudist
A man who calls himself "The World's Fastest Nudist" has
Why Didn’t I Watch NASCAR Racing Before?!
It seems like I may become a fan of NASCAR racing after a shirtless picture of Carl Edwards popped up on the internet. Edwards poses semi-nude in ESPN's The Magazine's first "Body Issue" which is hitting newsstand October 9th. However, after some vigorous researching, I […]
Jonathan Bennett May Be Too Gay To Function
We knew there'd be a day when one of those girls from The Hills would do something useful. In an interview with The Advocate, Kristin Calvallari the role of power bottom for Kyle XY hottie Matt Dallas. We're not going to jump to any conclusions, because we'll be […]
I Don’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Run For Cover
Just when you thought the
Would You Hit That?: Hypothetical Edition
How about a little bit of a hypothetical question? Let's just say a man with a perfect body approaches you for a hook-up. When I say "perfect", I don't necessarily mean in the conventional sense. His body is your absolute ideal, as if he stepped […]

