Jonathan Bennett May Be Too Gay To Function

Jonathan Bennett, too gay to function, Mean Girls, Matt Dallas, Kristin Calvallari, The Hills, friend of Kathy Griffin, The Advocate, power bottom

We knew there'd be a day when one of those girls from The Hills would do something useful. In an interview with The Advocate, Kristin Calvallari referred to actor Jonathan Bennett as a "friend of Kathy Griffin". This loosely translates to him being a complete 'mo, but who knows? Maybe he occasionally has tea with Ms. Griffin and talks about eating pussy. Because that's what heterosexual guys do.

Bennett is primarily known for playing the role of Aaron Samuels in the hit film Mean Girls. On a peripheral level, he's been known for playing the role of power bottom for Kyle XY hottie Matt Dallas. We're not going to jump to any conclusions, because we'll be too busy trying to jump into this guy's pants. Hell, you can call it investigative journalism.

– Dewitt

9 thoughts on “Jonathan Bennett May Be Too Gay To Function

  1. From what I’ve read online, he’s gay. Didn’t he date the Kyle XY guy? But I do remember him being featured on Kathy Griffin’s reality show a couple years ago..so they may actually be friends. Cute guy, hope he’ll open up about his sexuality soon. Look at Neil Patrick Harris; coming out of the closet sure as hell didn’t hurt his career.

  2. That is a really awkward picture of him. He was really hot in Mean Girls and was also hot as Casey Gant in Veronica Mars. His IMDb headshot is really good

  3. I think Matt Dallas is DEFINITELY gay. Go on Youtube and see when he met up with Kathy and you see the camp from a mile away. Not to mention that in the beginning of his career all he pretty much played was gay roles. He is just one of those gay actors that came into a great role (Kyle XY) and then went back into the closet so to speak. Definitely a gay. And I also think he is SUPER hot! This other guy? Eh. He was alright in “Mean Girls” but not as hot as Dallas.

  4. Did you even read the article? The interviewer was the one who referred to Jonathan like that, not Kristin.

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