Considering that News Of The World is about as reliable of a news source as FOX News, I'm taking these reports about Friends: The Movie with a grain of salt. The British tabloid has said that James Michael Taylor, who played Gunther in the television series, has confirmed […]
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Album Review: Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel by Mariah Carey
On what some are calling Mariah Carey's most "mature" effort to date, the diva spurts out lines like, "Even if we were two lego blocks, the entirety of the Harvard University graduating class of 2010 couldn't put us back together again." Apparently the new definition […]
Aural Only: Britney Spears
If you couldn't tell from the picture above, Britney Spears' new song "3" is actually about having a threesome. Finally, she's doing something I can relate to! All jokes aside, the song is legitimately catchy (almost to an annoying degree). And I can't wait for […]
Caption This: The Tool Man
This photo of a hot jock drilling a hole was making the rounds a while back, and we never got around to asking for your captions. I'm loving that little smirk he has on his face, as if he knows how sexy and suggestive this […]
British Teacher Suspended Over Gay Porn Work
At a British boys grammar school the students got quite a shock when a link showing their hunky young PE teacher posing for a gay porn site was passed around. When teacher Sam Handley came in that day, he was unaware that most of the […]
He Could Spike Me Any Day
Um, how come nobody told me about all the eye candy in professional volleyball? I've been spending a large portion of this day imagining what it'd be like to get sweaty with this player. After looking at these shots of him from the San Francisco […]
The Nightmare On Elm Street Remake Actually Might Not Suck
I probably shouldn't say this, but I've never been a big fan of Michael Bay's directorial efforts. You couldn't pay me to sit through Armageddon a second time, and the only reason I'm going to see Transformers is to dream about jizzing on Shia LeBeouf's […]
New Britney Coming Tomorrow?
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Aural Only: Sufjan Stevens
I've had a crush on Sufjan Stevens ever since his Michigan project, and I'm pretty much all over anything this indie-cutie touches. At a recent show in Ithaca, Stevens premiered a new song entitled "There's Too Much Love". It's a little weirder than most of […]
The Stock Market Crashed And All I Got Was This Lousy Implied Handjob
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