How about a little bit of a hypothetical question? Let's just say a man with a perfect body approaches you for a hook-up. When I say "perfect", I don't necessarily mean in the conventional sense. His body is your absolute ideal, as if he stepped right out of your dreams. There's just one issue–he has the head of Golden Girls actress Betty White.
More accurately, he has the head of Betty White's character Rose Nylund. He does not have her personality. In fact, he is your dream man in every other sense–personality, sexual chemistry and so forth. Would you be able to look beyond his old lady head and do the deed with him?
– Dewitt
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Being that the head is part of the human body, he is obviously not my ideal if he has the head of a golden girl. So no, if he has the head of Rose, nope, i don’t think i would.
Girl, You’re twisted!
Nope…
Honestly? Probably not.
A guy has to be good-looking for me to consider him hot enough to sleep with. Luckily, my range of attractiveness is pretty broad, but sextegenarian blonde women, funny as they may be, do not fall in that range.
Now, that’s not to say that it would never happen. Over time, it may be possible for the other traits to win me over, but for a hook-up, I don’t see it happening.
Come on – I love Betty White and all the Golden Girls but puhlease …. that is just disturbing … think there’s enough commentary on here and gwip to know that most (?) guys won’t do a butterface.
hilarious post, i love it!
what calls for suspension of disbelief, though, is the dead serious tone in the comments…
That’s what they created paper bags for?
yes, paper bags. Look! Paper bag! Paper bag! I’m an albatross! I’m flap flap flapping my albatross wings. FLAP FLAP FLAPPING MY ALBATROSS WINGS!
“just put a paper bag over that shit.”
fuck the paper bag.
i love betty white (she turned out not to be the Innocent Lass i had thought she was, when i was younger).
but there is no way i could stomach what’s being proposed.
(the dude wouldn’t even have betty’s personality!)
i’d rather take “the next best thing” available, because my dick just couldn’t get hard (or stay hard, at least).