So who watched the Grammys last night? Generally I'm not one to tune into award shows, but I couldn't help being curious with this one. Between the list of nominees and the scheduled performers, there appeared to be a promising chance of hot messes and […]
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Just The Tips: This Is Not A Dildo
Today I read some rather disturbing advice on "homemade sex toys" for masturbation. Admittedly, it turned me on a little, because it encouraged straight dudes to stick things in their asses. This would all be extremely hot if those objects didn't include chopsticks, toothbrush handles, […]
Weekly Top Ten: Alicia Gets Bumped
Highly suspicious! Our Weekly Top Ten rankings went under a curious transformation in very little time, resulting in superstar Alicia Keys getting bumped from the number three spot into dangerous territory. The other four artists who made up Wild Card round. And in the case […]
Unlockables: Do It By The Window
Ever notice how everyone looks better in pictures that are taken outdoors? Natural lighting is pretty magical in that sense. Unfortunately, most of us don’t have the privilege of taking nudie pics on our private balcony or in our backyard. So what can we do […]
Have You Ever: Popped Someone’s Cherry?
Taking someone's virginity isn't easy. Trust me, I know from experience. For reasons unbeknownst to me, I seem to be some kind of magnet for guys who've never been fucked before. These guys aren't necessarily inexperienced in the sexual arena. They've just never met the […]
Westboro Baptist Church Takes On Lady Gaga
The crazies over at Westboro Baptist Church have a new target in their cross hairs, the always fabulous Lady Gaga. The group did a cover version of "Poker Face" with lyrics like "You just got, you just got… your whorish face!" among other gems. I […]
Sean O’Pry For Calvin Klein
Check out hot model Sean O'Pry in the new Spring/Summer 2010 campaign for Calvin Klein jeans. The guy is so hot I'm barely looking at the Jeans, in fact, I wish he'd just take them off already! But seriously, I think these ads are great […]
Secret Sex: John Travolta
Upon seeing the TV spot for From Paris With Love, I thought to myself, "Who the hell is that hot bald dude with the goatee? I would sit on his face in a second!" I was getting more worked up as the ad went along… […]
We Can Kick It
Mark Dacascos should really spend more time being shirtless on Iron Chef America. He was recently spotted in Santa Monica taking a private lesson in Capoeira from Mestre Amen Santo, and the pictures have made me realize how much I want to have sex with him. […]
ANTM Winner Achieves Actual Success
If you've followed my discussion posts for the most recent cycle of America's Next Top Model, you're likely aware that I'm pretty obsessed the overall winner, Nicole Fox. I was thrilled when Tyra Banks announced her victory, because it wasn't just a win for her. It […]