If I had to sum up my feelings on last night’s episode of Glee, it would only take two simple words–too much. “Grilled Cheesus” brought us way too many songs, an overabundance of scattered thoughts on religion and more emotional manipulation than we’ve ever seen […]
Category: Music
Dave Grohl Is Not A Fan of Jake Shears’ Testicles
When Dave Grohl isn’t too busy rocking with the Foo Fighters, he spends his time filing lawsuits against Jake Shears and the Scissor Sisters. The musician attended one of the group’s recent gigs, and he became traumatized after catching a glance of the lead singer’s […]
Weekly Top Ten Wild Card: Kanye Vs. Taylor
It’s douchebags versus wedding crashers in today’s edition of the Weekly Top Ten Wild Card. Yes, there are only two competitors in this round–Kanye West and Taylor Swift. While we’d love to forget the great “I’mma let you finish” incident of 2009, the world keeps […]
Album Review: Bruno Mars
Within the past couple of months, Bruno Mars has developed quite a track record. The previously unknown songwriter stormed onto the scene this summer as a co-writer and guest vocalist on Travie McCoy‘s “Billionaire” and B.o.B.‘s number one hit “Nothin’ On You”. He then proceeded […]
Aural Only: Anoraak
For all the shit I talk about Ke$ha and Katy Perry, some folks have been curious about my actual taste in music. Lately, I haven’t been listening to much beyond Anoraak‘s debut full-length Wherever The Sun Sets. Whenever I’m having a rough day, this album […]
Aural Only: Shontelle
We casually mentioned Shontelle’s second single “Perfect Nightmare” in our review of her latest album, so it’s about fucking time that we shove it into your eardrums. This track’s definitely a departure from her previous hits “Impossible” and “T-Shirt”, as the Bajan singer treads into […]
Weekly Top Ten: All It Takes Is One Vote
We came dangerously close to having a new champion on today’s Weekly Top Ten countdown. Pop sensation Rihanna tried her best to yank the crown from Kylie Minogue‘s head, but she was ultimately defeated by one single vote. Youch! That’s got to hurt… Of course, […]
Aural Only: Kelis
I try to avoid saying the word “fierce” out loud. Believe me, this isn’t because of some weird obsession with masculinity or denouncing gay culture as we know it. It just comes off as entirely forced and unnatural… kind of like when I moved to […]
Does 50 Cent Want Me To Kill Myself?
Are you a man over the age of twenty-five who’s never eaten pussy? If so, rapper 50 Cent thinks you should kill yourself! According to his Twitter feed, your suicide will make the world a better place. And in other news? He’d really enjoy some […]
Aural Only: The Ting Tings
Over the weekend, we received several requests to add The Ting Tings‘ “Hands” to our Weekly Top Ten countdown. While it’s not my favorite song in the world, I’m always willing to give into the desperate pleas of our readers. You just need to get […]