Remember that time that actor Chris Evans got fucked on camera for the first time? It was so awesome watching him take two dicks in each end, and the poolside locale made it even hotter. Seriously, I wish I had been there when they were […]
Category: Film
Who Would You Rather?: Twilight Edition
Team Jacob or Team Edward? This is kind of a life or death situation. And we mean that in the literal sense. Jacob Black is a living and breathing werewolf twink, while his rival Edward Cullen is equipped with a dead, cold and sparkly vampire cock. While […]
Could “Easy A” Be The New Mean Girls?
– Remember back in 2004 when you couldn’t go anywhere without someone quoting a line from Mean Girls? Brace yourselves for a similar situation, because Easy A will be making its debut on September 17th. The film stars Emma Stone as a student who fakes […]
Would You Hit That?: Peter Facinelli
You can probably figure out the topic matter of tomorrow’s Who Would You Rather post. Here’s a hint: It involves werewolves and vampires, yet it has nothing to do with True Blood. And if that isn’t enough to give away the answer, just take a […]
Secret Sex: Kevin James
In regards to our Secret Sex column, I’ve tried to avoid featuring too many men of the bearish variety. And why would I ever do such a thing? Because I don’t want anyone to get the idea that lusting after men with extra padding is […]
Secret Sex: Russell Brand
You’re going to think I’m crazy for this one, but I’d totally bang the fuck out of Russell Brand. The British comedian is most known for his role in the 2008 comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall, as well as his engagement to that chick who sang […]
Neil Patrick Harris Stars In “Smurfs: An XXX Parody”
The last time someone told me to prepare myself for something big and magical, they weren’t talking about tiny blue dudes in white caps! Neil Patrick Harris has just unveiled the first teaser trailer for The Smurfs, a 3-D update of the popular 1980s cartoon. […]
Taylor Lautner Makes Sexy Faces For GQ
It may take a few years for Twilight star Taylor Lautner to grow into his sexiness (a la Zac Efron), but at least he’s reached a point where it’s not creepy to lust after him. The actor was recently featured in GQ magazine, along with […]
Would You Hit That?: Josh Brolin
This weekend marks the arrival of Jonah Hex. Given that the majority of the film’s publicity has revolved around Megan Fox‘s waistline, we’ve nearly forgotten about the movie’s plot or premise. Apparently, some guy named Josh Brolin is starring as the title character. The actor […]
Yup, I’d Still Do Zac Efron In The Butt…
Once upon a time, I didn’t want to have sex with Zac Efron. Then he got kind of hot. Honestly, it seemed like the former High School Musical star blossomed into a Hollywood hunk overnight. I mean, who knew that chopping off his trademark “Troy […]