Team Jacob or Team Edward? This is kind of a life or death situation. And we mean that in the literal sense. Jacob Black is a living and breathing werewolf twink, while his rival Edward Cullen is equipped with a dead, cold and sparkly vampire cock.
While you may not give a damn about the release of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (and we wouldn’t blame you considering the movies are horrendously bad), suck it up for a moment and do your best to answer this question. Who would you rather–Taylor Lautner or Robert Pattinson?
To cast your vote, follow the JUMP: