Move over Christina Aguilera and Cher! Those two so-called divas may have thought they achieved a gay man’s wet dream with Burlesque, but there’s another unlikely duo that’s destined to steal their spotlight. That’s right, folks! Queen Latifah and Dolly Parton will be starring in a movie […]
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Would You Hit That?: Michael Cera
I’ve come to accept that Michael Cera will perpetually look like a thirteen year-old lesbian. And yet I’d still jump at the opportunity to hop in the sack with him. Oh, don’t look at me like it’s creepy! He was born in freakin’ 1988, which […]
Francois Sagat Is In Real Movies Now
When he’s not busy doing artsy photo shoots, making zombie porn or getting fucked in the ass, French porn star Francois Sagat takes some time to focus on his real dream–becoming a movie star. Okay, so we don’t actually know if that’s his real dream, […]
And Now The Only Reason To See “Sex And The City 2″…
Just kidding! Due to the horrendous reviews, I didn’t wind up seeing the second Sex and the City movie, so I can’t really talk shit about the quality of the film. However, I can say that one of the scenes with hunky model Noah Mills […]
Who Would You Rather?: Weekend Movie Edition
Would you rather fuck with a schmuck or get down with a guy who regularly chats with his dead brother? Well, those are your only choices in today’s box office-themed edition of Who Would You Rather. So what are you waiting for? Let’s hop right […]
Geek Out: Chris Hemsworth As Thor
Behold the first image of actor Chris Hemsworth as Thor. Well, it’s not technically the first image from the film, but it’s the first one that gave me a half-boner. I mean, do you see those arms? He doesn’t even need Mjolnir, because he could […]
Kris Allen & Jake Gyllenhaal Will Have Sex On An Island
Okay, so it didn’t happen yet, but Kris Allen and Jake Gyllenhaal are totally going to have sex on a desert island. How am I so confident of this? Because I plan on kidnapping them, throwing them on an island and waiting for them to […]
Secret Sex: Jesse Eisenberg
Jesse Eisenberg is primarily known for his roles in films like Adventureland and The Squid and the Whale, but his profile’s sure to rise after the premiere of The Social Network. He’ll be playing the part of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, in a dramatic tale […]
Natasha Lyonne + Peaches Christ? Yes Please!
Some concepts are so weird that they have to work. With that said, I’m pretty sure the directorial debut of Joshua Grannell (aka Peaches Christ) will easily become my new favorite movie. The flick is called All About Evil, and it stars Natasha Lyonne as a […]
Would You Hit That?: Chace Crawford
We’ve heard some juicy secondhand rumors about Chace Crawford‘s bedroom skills (or lack thereof). This may lead you to ask, “Who revealed this scandalous information? Does this mean that he’s gay?” Well, let’s just put it this way–that’s one secret I’ll never tell. On the […]