You’re going to think I’m crazy for this one, but I’d totally bang the fuck out of Russell Brand. The British comedian is most known for his role in the 2008 comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall, as well as his engagement to that chick who sang “I Kissed A Girl”. Also, he’s excruciatingly annoying.
However, it dawned on me while watching a preview for Get Him To The Greek… This guy’s just annoying enough to shove his face into my crotch. I mean, how can he tell ridiculously lame jokes when there’s a cock in his mouth? It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved. Well, mostly just for me.
– Dewitt
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he is aint that cute!!! what katy seen in him, i will never know
I seriously doubt he’d stop sounding annoying with a cock in his mouth. However, he has cool taste in films!
Sorry.. he looks like a scrawny Marie Osmond post sex change or in reverse drag! Does NOTHING for me…
I LOVE Russell but I wouldn’t have sex with him
He’s not attractive to me, and he is annoying as hell like Sarah Sliverman, there just not funny.
No Way.
I’d rather let flies lay eggs inside my body, and the maggots eat out my insides as they grow….
Put a different head on that body or get his mouth to stay shut and I won’t be too bad with it.
hate him
Ewww Really?
NO THANKS!
Actually, I agree. He’s a good looking guy but the sexiest thing about him is the fact that he’s funny. I can see what Katy sees in him. As soon as I saw him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, I wanted some of that.
I canNOT stand this guy
Dont understand why he keeps getting work.
No fucking way! Just don’t see how anyone would want to fuck him or be fucked by him. UGLY as the day is long!
not in a zillion years
he’s gotten with guys before, and one of my mates (femaie) in london was a groupie in a sex pile with him a couple of years ago before he got famous. she said he was a jack-rabbit… bit too fast for her liking x
i’d do him. his live stand-up acts are hilariously funny.
Oh Russell has a sexual pull on me and everyone I live with. I don’t know if it’s the accent or the odd ball persona or what, but damn it I would drop trow or to my knees, all fours WHATEVER he want’s and get the job done!
fucking gross. i wouldn’t let him clean out my cat’s litter box
i’d do it
i wouldn’t have sex with him, but i’m reading his autobiography at the moment – he’s one fucked up very straight former sex addict (semi former)… which makes me think katy perry is a dirty whore pretty much…
Well, all yall can poo-poo Russel, but I’d be on that in a second. He seems like the kind of guy that’ll joke and chatter during sex, which I definitely love. Plus, dude’s easy enough to throw around that you wouldn’t have to worry about anything. Finally, he’s a fucking rockstar. He knows things we can only dream of.
I can’t get over that ratty long hair. I bet it smells.
oh hell no….
I wouldn’t have sex with him but I have to admit when I’ve seen him on television he hilariously funny. I hang out with him.
Dewitt please take your MEDS before posting !!!
The secret here would be not letting anyone know that you were desperate enough to want to fuck that. Who’s next on your list? Abe Vigoda?
Sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
i think it is a very stupid thing to say that to consider having sex with russell is an act of desperation. russell is hugely funny and entertaining. he’s made a great effort to turn is life around and now has been sober for the last 7 years. he is obviously talented which is why he’s got movies and sold-out shows. there are more attractive traits in a man than chiselled abs and thick biceps.
wouldn’t fuck him with YOUR dick eeeewwweee!!
Why is this ugly jerkhole even on this site?
He’s a wanna be comedian….skanky-nasty, ugly, bad teeth, not funny, bad skin, untalented, ignorant and rather stupid.
Why even waste time posting about this ugly wanker…can’t you find anything/anyone better and actually relevant who you can attempt to write about on this site?
Yawn…..BORING….Next?
To the poster who said “What does Katy Perry see in him,” the answer is probably he makes her laugh and he’s probably very romantic in a str8 boy kinda way. The trouble with us (yep me included) is that we have a tendency to look for perfection and if it isn’t perfection it doesn’t have the “I’d do him value.” So while Russell Brand may lack the qualities a gay man would like, women are more evolved than men — gay or str8.
Total useless WANKER! please keep him over in The States