Because their gear is better than what you’re wearing right now. Oh, Fort Troff. How I love thee. A miracle of modern branding and adult marketing, Fort Troff has risen to adult industry prominence in a verrry short amount of time, billing itself now as the […]
Because you can’t know how good the tops are, if you don’t have any bottoms. Yesterday we featured the top most viewed posts of all 2015. Most of it was Dewitt’s work and some of it was unsurprising. But a lot of it was suuuuuper […]
Because who doesn’t like tops? I’m not really one for ‘hey remember earlier this same year??‘ countdowns like a lot of sites. You guys were all here in 2015. You know what you liked. But curiosity got the better of me and I did […]
Or, as I like to think of it, “Put It In Me Already, Gabriel Cross.” Gabriel Cross isn’t a big enough star yet. I’m devoting Q1 of 2016 to fixing this. This guy is basically physical perfection (muscled, hung, adorable) and in possession of an […]
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, hairy musclebros Dick […]
But for some reason I still want to vote for him. I get a lot of mail at my PO Box because I’m on a lot of lists, I guess, and sometimes people send me stuff (but they’re from the internet and don’t need to […]
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: December 28, 2015 It’s the last wrap up of 2015! I don’t have anything else to say about that! I’m sure you’re as exhausted as I am of “holidays” and “Christmas” and “2015” this morning (and possibly trapped […]
Does this feel like the beginning of a snuff film to anyone else? Oh how often I come across things on tumblr late at night, with my pants around my ankles that make me go, “Oh! This is… ok. I can do this… I can get […]
Only mildly Christmas-themed! Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with […]
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, random tree […]
