Morning wood:
A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.
Good morning!
Good morning, random tree hugging naked dude. I wish we were having your winter.
Got a long weekend off from work for the holiday? Take a naked walk in the woods!
Good morning!
– tyler
I see splinters in his future! LOL
Actually I see a horde of hungry bears in his future and I don’t mean the animals!
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