Unlockables: The Perfect Bulge

There’s an art to taking a good picture of your bulge. I’ll get back to you once I’ve mastered it completely, but for now there are a few tips that I’m able to offer. For starters, remember to choose the right underwear or pair of shorts. They should be tight enough to accentuate your equipment, though not so tight that your dick winds up getting squished. Boxer briefs can often be handy for this purpose, as well as jockstraps or briefs made of thinner fabric.

Next, work on finding the most enticing position for your cock. Your bulge might look better when you’re soft, or it might look better when you’re hard. It might look better pointing straight down, or it might look better to the side. Anticipate your audience and what they’ll enjoy looking at.

And the last step? Make sure to turn off your camera’s flash and find the proper lighting. The flash tends to flatten an image, eliminating the shadows that make a bulge look so damn delicious. You may have to play around with lamps and other lighting sources to achieve the desired effect, but we promise it’ll be worth it in the end!

– Dewitt

10 thoughts on “Unlockables: The Perfect Bulge

  1. Ummmm, more Main Street and less Castro is a much sexier approach, even for a profile pic. jeez, those shorts are waaay hoochie gay…lol. but hey, to each his own.

    those badboys would best be showcased while tucked in a pair of Levi’s.

  2. That picture is a turnoff for me. The sideway tuck makes the whole package look crooked, and the way the underwear stretches is not flattering at all. In fact, the underwear itself looks ugly.

    For me, more mystery works better.

  3. I’m with navysausage and LoveGame on this one! In a tight pair of jeans would look awesome. And the underwear is just downright disgusting. Looks a little old…
    I’m also about the mystery. There’s something about finding out what the man has live instead of seeing it on a screen.

  4. I can’t tell if this picture above is supposed to be sexy or show how a bulge pic can co awry.

    I mean clearly the guy is hot, at least waist down, but…the balls and dick look all contorted.

  5. Looks odd in some way…I know…looks like he took a dump in the FRONT of his shorts…ewwwww

  6. Um, I guess I’m the only one who thinks this pic is crazy hot.

    The way the underwear is stretched out…makes that cock look heavy and meaty and….yeah…

  7. Brandon, I think that the cock would look good in another pair of underwear or jeans. I think the discussion is not about the cock but the underwear.

  8. While I’m more for the just-a-little-loose tighty whities look, this is wicked hot.

    And I just don’t get the whole “bulge in blue jeans” thing. Maybe it’s a last-gen thing, but gay guys in “I’m packin” jeans make me think sleeveless mesh shirts and Freddie Mercury moustaches, which is about as sexy as Betty White in stirrups.

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