Grundgetta from Sesame Street just released her debut album! Actually, it’s just the re-release of Ke$ha‘s Animal, but who can even tell the difference between those two? Rumor has it that they both enjoy passing out in dumpsters and cum on their boobs. And I […]
Tag: trashy
Aural Only: Erika Jayne
Here’s the recipe for Erika Jayne‘s “One Hot Pleasure”. Take one living, breathing Barbie doll and drown her in Ke$ha‘s trashiness. Throw in two cups of flamboyant backup dancers, along with a heaping spoonful of self-aware campiness. Hire Heidi Montag‘s songwriter. Top it all off […]
Have You Ever: Consumed A Full Can of Four Loko?
If you’ve been keeping track of the news within the past couple of weeks, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve heard of Four Loko. The alcoholic beverage has been deemed as “blackout in a can”, with a single 23.5 ounce can containing the equivalent of […]
When Trashy Pop Urchins Look Like Muppets: Ke$ha
While debating the revolutionary artwork that is her new single, “Sleazy,” we realized that the messcake known as Ke$ha looks frighteningly like the little-known Muppet known as Grundgetta. Grundgetta is Oscar the Grouch’s long-lost girlfriend and Ke$ha is jacking her look. Hopefully, Grundgetta isn’t releasing […]
Aural Only: Ke$ha
There’s a small part of me that actually likes Ke$ha‘s “Sleazy”. While this is extremely hard for me to admit, I’d like to think it has more to do with the beat than the lyrics about cum. The song was produced by hip-hop producer Bangladesh, […]
Caption This: Fun With Watermelons
Put on your thinking caps (and your jimmy hats too), because it's time for another edition of Caption This! There isn't much mystery behind today's caption-worthy image. It's basically just a dude fucking a watermelon and flipping off the camera. Not quite something you see […]
Aural Only: Ke$ha
Little known fact about my lovely co-blogger Andy? He's absolutely obsessed with Ke$ha. While I'd love to join him by indulging in this guilty pleasure, the truth is that I experience absolutely no pleasure when this chick's voice meets my ears. If I had a […]