When Trashy Pop Urchins Look Like Muppets: Ke$ha

While debating the revolutionary artwork that is her new single, “Sleazy,” we realized that the messcake known as Ke$ha looks frighteningly like the little-known Muppet known as Grundgetta.

Grundgetta is Oscar the Grouch’s long-lost girlfriend and Ke$ha is jacking her look.

Hopefully, Grundgetta isn’t releasing a song about cumming on Oscar’s face because the beat is so phat. She’s far too elegant for that shit.

– J. Harvey

16 thoughts on “When Trashy Pop Urchins Look Like Muppets: Ke$ha

  1. She looks ridiculous, but after seeing Gaga’s bullshit way of dressing, this actually isn’t so surprising. but is the kind of thing for dumblonde popstars now these days, like a contest of who looks and dress more idiotic and who gives the dumbest excuse to say is an artistic way of expression. (Theatricallity according to Ryan Murphy): Kesha, Gaga, Madonna, Gaga, Aguilera, Gaga, Britney… did I said Gaga?

    It would be hypocrit to critic one and worship another (because most of Gaga lovers I’m pretty sure are going defend her as they’re laugh at Kesha).

    Don’t we miss the old days when Madonna used to dressed according to explicit vanguard art movements around the globe, or how Bjork dress to specific cultures way of dressing, and recognized her mistakes like the duck costume, instead of defending the not only ridiculous but also offensive meat dress as Gaga did?? Don’t we miss when Kylie used to dressed to Oslo’s minimalism art and yet claim even that was xtravangant for her?

    The moment that we went like lambs follow the wolf dressed as shepard to buy the records and ask the singles on VH1 of crappy pop “singing” performers just by the way they dressed, because all claimed they were doing it for liberation, and we the gay male really desire that in this crappy homophobic society and bought that illusion, and we get hardon-wetpants excited when this performer who can hardly say a complete sentence with out look stoned yell in front of the white house “Are you hearing Mr. President!?”, in that precisly moment, music in the music industry became worthless. Now the only thing that matter is to look straphalarious to make the profit.

    The more we start to consume better music, to ask for better performers, to look into good lyrics and great voices vefore the way they look, the less we consume this ilussion of liberation wich is not but another way to control the gay comunnity with their so-called icons, is also going to change dramatically our thinking in a better way, the quality of our consume will be better on any aspect, we’ll become a stronger culture reference, we’ll improve our lifestyle and we can start to make a real difference on our development in society, not just dumblonde meatdress illusions.

    My two cents.

  2. why do people compare this mess to Gaga?

    kesha pours shit over her face and looks like a cheap whore

    gaga does amazing performance art. its like comparing a kiddie scribble with Salvador Dali

    and those who say gaga is only famous because of her eccentricities… have you HEARD Poker Face (greatest song of 2009) and Bad Romance (greatest song of 2010). she is a musical genius

  3. “kesha pours shit over her face and looks like a cheap whore, gaga does amazing performance art.its like comparing a kiddie scribble with Salvador Dali”
    –> Somewhere there, Dali is puking on his grave…

    “…and those who say gaga is only famous because of her eccentricities… have you HEARD Poker Face (greatest song of 2009) and Bad Romance (greatest song of 2010). she is a musical genius.”
    –> You mean the songs where she stubburns? “Po-po-po-po-po-poker face” – “La-la-lalala–lala-lala-gaga-oh lala-..” /// Music genius my ass!! If that’s music genius, I’m modern freakin mozart-chopin-beethoven mash up!!!

  4. I’ve not paid attention to Ke$ha, but that ONE pic right there told me all I need to know about her. Now I know I’ve not lost out on anything.

  5. I’m with you ToddM. She looks like last week’s garbage that fell off the truck. What an ugly cunt.

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