I’ve been familiar with Mapei, mostly as a rapper, since the days of MySpace. These days, she’s expanded her sound significantly to include influences as diverse as gospel and Swedish club, and this musical evolution has resulted in what might be her poppiest (and best) […]
Tag: pop
You Better Get All Those Huge DICKS, Lily Allen!
YES, HONEY CHILD! This ratchet-ass, English accent bitch Lily Allen came out with a new feminist anthem, and it’s all about how she wants to ride seventeen huge DICKS in a row and not be judged for it! “Forget your balls and grow a pair […]
Who The FUCK Is Dev Hynes?
I’m so glad you asked! As someone who loves Dev Hynes‘ contributions to the greater musical world, I feel qualified to inform you about his existence as a human being (if you aren’t already amazing and aware of his work). The British musician, currently living […]
“Thank God I’m Full of Holes”
Scott Hutchison, the lead singer of Scottish band Frightened Rabbit, bears a slight resemblance to Jake Johnson of New Girl fame mashed together with Zach Galifianakis. He’s got a great beard, and I’ve thought about what he might look like naked quite often. To hear […]
Are Girl Groups Making A Comeback?
Musical trends come and go in waves. Most recently, One Direction and The Wanted brought boy band hysteria back to the late nineties peak seen with acts like the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC and, to a lesser extent, 98 Degrees. The girl group, however, has been […]
Christina Aguilera Barely Sings, Renders Lady Gaga Irrelevant!
OMG, you guys! Did you see the duet Christina Aguilera did on The Voice last night with Mort Goldman from Family Guy? I’m not saying that Monster Mother should call up her local graveyard and make early plans for her burial, but all my girl […]
ARTPOP Is Revolutionary, Easily The Greatest Album of The Century
Salutations, lesser beings! Your comrade in true artistry, Gay Evan, has been hard at work promoting Mother Monster‘s trailblazing and thoroughly innovative project ARTPOP. Although I haven’t had a wink of shut-eye in two weeks, it’s all been worth it to dedicate my soul, body […]
I Want To Blow On Jason Derulo’s DICK Like A Trumpet!
I don’t give a DAMN if Jason Derulo‘s all boo’d up with that goody two shoes American Idol has-been Jordin Sparks. There ain’t NOTHING in this world that’s gonna stop me from pulling down his drawers and letting his gigantic DICK flop right on down […]
Britney Spears Goes Deeper Than The Dick That SHOULD Be Fucking Me Right Now!
Congratulations, I have arrived! Your favorite music lover and proud chub bottom, Gay Duncan, has taken a break from my busy Manhunt dick-swallowing itinerary to come and rescue you from the lesser talents of Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. That’s right, bitches! I was supposed […]
Polly Scattergood Is Not A Cum Slut, But Pay Attention To Her!
Halloween is (mostly) over. There will be a few more post-holiday parties over the weekend, but for the most part, we’re going to wait a whole other year before it’s okay to dress like an idiot, act like an idiot, eat candy like an idiot […]