Haters, fall back! And, please, fall out of the window of a billion story building so we never have to hear from you again! Reigning queen of pop Katy Perry just dropped her new album PRISM today, and the atrocious human being we will only refer to as “Monster Mother” was reportedly seen crying naked in a gutter, drying her tears with a crusty, floral-print thong.
Katy Perry is the only artist who can show her vulnerability on a hot jam like “By The Grace Of God” then sing about tacos on my new personal anthem “This Is How We Do”. This album is just plain pop perfection, and anyone who says otherwise is just dumb and a hater who should eat a hot bag of syphilis. I would say more right now, but I gotta go practice my hair flips to “Walking On Air” and quote some really deep lyrics from “Ghost” to subtweet my ex-boyfriend on Twitter! LOL, I miss his six pack so much.
Listen to future number one hit “Unconditionally” and two other hot tracks below:
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Legendary Lovers, or GTFO!
Love these cuts. So much better than the new Gaga single I checked out last night. It is truly horrible. But so is she.
Katy Perry bores the hell out of me! Roar isnt that great, and neither is any other track on it EXCEPT Walking on Air…
The reason I love Katy Perry is because she unapologetically promoted homophobia in not one, but two songs. We don’t need to promote fair weather allies.
GHOST IS SO INCREDIBLE.
Plain Pop Perfection is Precisely on Point!!!
If you think for one second that this album even cracks the top 50 of all time, then YOU need to fall out of a window a billion stories high. Get a freaking grip.
Calling this the greatest album ever recorded is quite laughable. Biased anyone? 🙂
I thought Roar was kinda cute for it’s message. Liking her new single, but it’s typical current pop. Not quite where it fall in the ranks say in 10 years…?
I prefer the original title JISM …:)