“Speak” is a solid indie-pop tune from Oxford fivesome Spring Offensive, and while I hate to be as crass as my heinous co-blogger Boulangerié Knowles, the chorus kind of cock-slaps you in the face. “I will speak now, I will speak now. Or forever hold […]
Somewhere out there, Carly Rae Flopsen is brushing her teeth with some record executive’s DICK, pondering whether she has to do anal sex with GOD to get the next “Call Me Maybe” on the charts. Meanwhile, hot twin bitches Megan and Liz are laughing and […]
Y’all bitches can say what you wanna say about Miley Cyrus, but I am LIVING for her new look, her new sound and her new “no fucks given whatsoeva” attitude. She hopped on this hot piece of DICK, then she hopped on this hot piece […]
Rod Thomas of Bright Light Bright Light is quite the looker! There are hot shirtless dudes in his new music video! He is friends (and collaborators) with Del Marquis from Scissor Sisters! I felt it was important to get these mundane facts out of the […]
Please excuse me while I do a headstand and direct my coochie toward the ceiling fan, because Jessie J is looking TOO FIERCE with that big bald head of hers. To be real with y’all, I was skeptical of this bitch when they tried to […]
Here’s Kylie Minogue’s new song “Skirt”: She talked a bit about it with Rolling Stone earlier this month and described herself and her sound this way: “I need to know what it is to do something different – different style of delivery, different beats, different […]
Hey, remember back in the day when singers actually knew how to sing? Of course you don’t! You’re too busy getting wasted and rubbing your ass crack on stripper poles to shit like this. Why would you ever want to go back a few decades […]
Now y’all fancy panty-sniffers are probably wondering why there’s no reference to Dan Black‘s DICK in the title of this post. Well, child, my mouth and ass are already at FULL capacity with Adam Levine and Betty Who slamming me in each end. There ain’t […]
These thirsty bitches better close their ass lips and sit their ratchet asses down, because I’m calling first dibs on Adam Levine‘s DICK! Some thing he’s in called Maroon 5 released a thing called “Love Somebody”, but ain’t nobody got time for that! Who can […]
I’m back, bitches! Dewitt tried to pull some foolishness and push me out a window after yesterday’s jam from Jennifer Lopez, but ain’t NOTHING that can hold down the royal twat Boulangerié Knowles. As long as there are fierce and fabulous things in this world, […]
