Miley Cyrus Is A Crazy BITCH (And I Love Her)

Y’all bitches can say what you wanna say about Miley Cyrus, but I am LIVING for her new look, her new sound and her new “no fucks given whatsoeva” attitude. She hopped on this hot piece of DICK, then she hopped on this hot piece of DICK, and now you’re gonna wanna hop on HER dick, ’cause her new single “We Can’t Stop” is the truth, the whole truth and nothing BUT the truth. This former Disney ho is taking me to CHURCH and dousing me in the sweet holy water of Minnie Mouse’s cunt juice:

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This track was produced by the same motherfucker who produced my sister Kelly‘s “Kisses Down Low“, so you KNOW Ms. Boulangerié Knowles is gonna fuck with this! I ain’t one to gossip, but I’ll tell you that Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were recently spotted strung out on some sick shit, clutching one another and crying for their mommas, because they just found out that the TRUE queen has come back to send their punk asses on a magic carpet ride to a castle called IRRELEVANCE.

TWERK IT OUT, MILEY!

Boulangerié Knowles

Power-clean your soul’s pussy with the sweet sounds of Miley’s new anthem:

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12 thoughts on “Miley Cyrus Is A Crazy BITCH (And I Love Her)

  1. Horrible song and record. She is totally ridiculous. Would much rather see this space devoted to pix of her (former?) fiance’.

  2. NOOO don’t stop her!! Boulangerie is the best. I imagine she wears lime green lipstick with blue eye shadow, has 6 in fingernails, short hair with a multicolored weave, wears booty shorts with “JUICY” on the back and those pointed toe stilettos from the early 00’s

  3. Oh, if you had to deal with this bitch every day, you wouldn’t think she’s the best! I want to strangle her half of the time.

  4. Can somebody explain what “hands in the air like we don’t care” means??I’m not a native english speaker.

    I hear this in a lot of american songs and it doesn’t ring a bell for me, it looks like it’s just a VERY poor rhyme..? WHy is it so widespread ?o_O

    Bad song aside from that.

  5. It’s like watered down Pink. Side note the guy in the “Click Here to Watch Live Sex Shows” banner next to this comment box is possibly the first instance of a guy with totally shaved pupes that I’ve been into. Watching him stroke that beautiful uncut cock is mesmerizing. It gives the lyrics relevance. “we can’t stop, and we won’t stop,” and there he is, stroking for an eterinity just on the brink of exploding a shower of hot jizz all over.

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