We always allow suggestions for our Weekly Top Ten music charts, but this week we’re taking it to the next level. The four songs competing for the final slot on this weekend’s countdown are taken entirely from your recommendations. Thankfully, this means that you can’t […]
Tag: Music
Aural Only: Ace of Base
Ace of Base is back, bitches! Well, sort of. The group’s original lead vocalists, Linn and Jenny Berggren, have been replaced by Clara Hagman and Julia Williamson. Apparently, one of these chicks appeared on the Swedish version of American Idol, but those details will probably […]
Weekly Top Ten: Kelis Screams Her Way To The Top
Move over, Kylie Minogue! There’s a new number one song on our Weekly Top Ten, and it belongs to eclectic pop artist Kelis. The raspy-voiced singer brought all the boys to the yard yet again, they made it a point to vote for her brand […]
Ozzy Osbourne Rocks
Yesterday, we posted about the battle over the free speech rights of the Rev. Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Church. Today comes word that former shock rocker/now cuddly unintelligible TV dad Ozzy Osbourne doesn’t find them to be a stairway to heaven, either. Ozzy […]
Aural Only: Pink
Have you heard Pink‘s latest single yet? The pop underdog has stormed back onto the scene with “Raise Your Glass”, a raucous anthem about being “wrong in all the right ways”. Oddly enough, that lyric serves as an accurate description of the song itself… Time […]
Gleek Out: Grilled Cheesus
If I had to sum up my feelings on last night’s episode of Glee, it would only take two simple words–too much. “Grilled Cheesus” brought us way too many songs, an overabundance of scattered thoughts on religion and more emotional manipulation than we’ve ever seen […]
Album Review: Bruno Mars
Within the past couple of months, Bruno Mars has developed quite a track record. The previously unknown songwriter stormed onto the scene this summer as a co-writer and guest vocalist on Travie McCoy‘s “Billionaire” and B.o.B.‘s number one hit “Nothin’ On You”. He then proceeded […]
Aural Only: Shontelle
We casually mentioned Shontelle’s second single “Perfect Nightmare” in our review of her latest album, so it’s about fucking time that we shove it into your eardrums. This track’s definitely a departure from her previous hits “Impossible” and “T-Shirt”, as the Bajan singer treads into […]
Aural Only: Kelis
I try to avoid saying the word “fierce” out loud. Believe me, this isn’t because of some weird obsession with masculinity or denouncing gay culture as we know it. It just comes off as entirely forced and unnatural… kind of like when I moved to […]
Does 50 Cent Want Me To Kill Myself?
Are you a man over the age of twenty-five who’s never eaten pussy? If so, rapper 50 Cent thinks you should kill yourself! According to his Twitter feed, your suicide will make the world a better place. And in other news? He’d really enjoy some […]

