Don’t call Louis Virtel that “T” word. He turned twenty-five last month, and this is what he had to say about that development: “In the gay world this means I’m graduating from twink to nameless embarrassment”. He has a tendency to say funny, self-deprecating things […]
Tag: Madonna
Madonna Finally Admitting She Hates Lady Gaga
Madonna is a HOWL lately. Just a couple days after she was caught on tape verbally peeing all over the flowers a fan passed her, she’s now been quoted throwing shade at her global pop diva of the world successor Lady Gaga. Madge is smart. […]
Madge Is Still A Huge Bitch
You have to laugh – she’s just not a very nice person. Truth or Dare popped up on my Netflix recently, and it was given a watch at J. Harvey headquarters. My partner watched it with me, and we both noted that Madonna comes off […]
Must Watch: Beth Ditto Does Madge
Beth Ditto is the rubenesque beauty with the hot voice who fronts The Gossip. She’s also launched a solo career, and the video for her single “I Wrote The Book” was a tribute to Madonna’s “Justify My Love” vid. That was the one where she […]
Must Watch: Madonna Hates Gaga
Here’s an extremely silly video showing the trauma Madonna has endured since Gaga may or may not have stolen her act. She’s been sitting at home, flexing her man arms and stewing over Lady Gaga’s meteoric rise to fame. In desperation, she turns to Cher. […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Happy 50th Birthday, George Clooney!
ITEM – Don’t hate George Clooney because he’s still beautiful at 50. Today is the former Facts of Life and Roseanne (what, those were important roles!) star’s birthday. Many of these celebrities are having their faces mutilated and rat poison injected into their mugs to […]
Aural Only: Beth Ditto
Everyone wants to be Madonna these days, eh? Christina Aguilera did it, and people were pissed. Then that Gaga character did it, and people were even more pissed. Now, Gossip lead-singer Beth Ditto is the latest artist to pay homage to Madge, taking visual cues […]
Aural Only: Rihanna
We’ve all seen music videos where singers complain about the media. Madonna‘s done it. Britney‘s done it. Hell, even fucking Ashlee Simpson‘s done it. The concept is overplayed, but it’s going to be around as long as there are celebrities and people desperate enough to […]
Aural Only: Cher
Holy crap, holy crap! Bust out your naked bodysuits and sequin-covered dildos, because Cher is back in the motherfucking house. Did you hear that sound? It was this sixty-four year-old diva simultaneously snatching the wigs from the heads of Britney Spears, Madonna and Lady Gaga. […]
Madge To Open Hard Candy Gyms
Madonna wants to make sure your body is as sinewy as hers. The Advocate reports that she’s opening a chain of fitness centers to be called Hard Candy after her album of the same name. We would have gone with Like A Virgin – better […]