Every night when I’m walking home from work, I pass by this alleyway near one of the local restaurants. It’s been calling my name for ages now. “Dewitt,” it says, in a deep voice that makes my hole quiver. “Come bend over my lush brick […]
Tag: Have You Ever?
Have You Ever: Shot A Load Into Your Own Mouth?
For someone who masturbates so damn much, it’s incredible that the concept of a self-facial never occurred to me until I saw John Cameron Mitchell‘s Shortbus. There’s this scene where Paul Dawson records himself throwing his legs into the air, positioning his cock over his […]
Have You Ever: Been Blown & Rimmed Simultaneously?
We’re positive there’s some cheesy Urban Dictionary term for this sexual activity, but we were having trouble tracking it down. We briefly contemplated running through the office and shouting, “Hey, does anyone know what it’s called when one guy sucks your dick and another guy […]
Have You Ever: Been Fucked Upside-Down?
“I saw this in a porno once,” he said with a crazy fire in his eyes. “And I’ve always wanted to try it.” Before I knew it, my regular bottom bud was resting against the shabby hotel bed, with his neck crammed against the floor […]
Have You Ever: Been On Your Knees For Several Men?
Bukkake: a group sex act portrayed in pornographic films, in which several men take turns ejaculating on a man or woman. That’s the definition according to Wikipedia, though the article seems to treat it as if it’s something that doesn’t happen in real life. Let’s […]
Have You Ever: Used A Blindfold During Sex?
Blindfolds! It’s been over a year since they were last discussed in our Have You Ever series, so I figured it was a perfectly suitable moment to bring them up again. That way, all you Manhunt Daily newbies will have a chance to weigh in […]
Have You Ever: Ripped Someone’s Clothes Off?
In the heat of passion, it’s not entirely unheard of for a few buttons to pop off a shirt, as your partner rushes to get you naked. You know that small rip in the crotch of your pants? He might decide that it takes too […]
Have You Ever: Plotted Revenge On An Ex-Boyfriend?
Admit it! When someone breaks your heart, it’s natural to at least think about getting revenge on them. Your brain goes directly to all those pop music clichés (see Carrie Underwood) or much darker places that you didn’t even know existed. Truthfully, the most I’ve […]
Have You Ever: Masturbated At Work?
A 36 year-old Brazilian woman was granted the right to legally masturbate at work. No, we’re not making this shit up. This is actually a real news item floating around the internet. You see, Ms. Ana Catarian Bezerra suffers from a chemical imbalance which “triggers […]
Have You Ever: Lost Something In Your Butt?
Don’t laugh! It’s a serious topic! People stick all sorts of crazy things into their butts, so it’s not entirely improbable that they’d occasionally lose an object (or two) up there. Maybe it didn’t exactly happen to you per se. If that’s the case? Feel […]