Don’t laugh! It’s a serious topic! People stick all sorts of crazy things into their butts, so it’s not entirely improbable that they’d occasionally lose an object (or two) up there. Maybe it didn’t exactly happen to you per se. If that’s the case? Feel free to tell us a story about your so-called “friend”.
Some of you may be wondering how we even came up with this question. Well, after yesterday’s Quickie with Tim Adonis, we headed over to Paragon Men and noticed a familiar face–Valentino from Chaos Men! Only, in this case, he was going by the name of “Jaxton Asher“.
Here’s an excerpt from the site’s blurb on him: “We’re sure Jaxton’s bound for erotic superstardom. He’s the life of the party – and the bedroom is a source of constant adventure – like the time he lost a vibrating bullet inside his girlfriend’s pussy. Whoops!”
Say whaaaa? Admittedly, we don’t know much about vaginas. Does stuff like this happen all the time? Are lady tunnels actually vast, magical worlds like Narnia or Terabithia, where vibrating bullets and other small objects disappear forever? The world may never know.
– Dewitt
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if this ever happens to anyone, it’s time to stop bottoming.
lost in the ass!!!!! Ohhh my
Um, my aunt once lost a $100 bill in her bra. She eventually found it.
I work at a student health center at a big state university, and I can tell you that women can be complete idiots, and lose all sorts of stuff in their vaginas. At least once a month I’ll see a patient who has lost a tampon. And there is really no way to describe the horror of that smell.
My Best Fiend (not a speeling error) back in the mid ninties wore those two inch dragon lady nails that were of the day. She once went to the Lavatory at work, and, well, ya guessed it. When she got back to her desk, she only had NINE. Fortunatly, she worked in a Hospital, and had no wait at the E.R., But, after the Mining Expedition, it was decided she needed an Escort if she wanted to be discharged. Guess who she called………
Sadly, in my professional medical career; I’ve had to retrieve many objects from butts; as well as a few from vjs. Be careful up there.
once a condom came off when a guy pulled out…. and mo, he had not cum yet…
I think that is somewhat common, specially with large cocks where the condom does not go all the way to the base….
It does happen. That’s why my absolute rule of thumb is that if it don’t have a handle or rope or some means of getting it back OUT, it don’t go IN. I know guys who have taken pool balls up the butt and had a very difficult time getting them back out.
Well it’s happened on more than one occasion that I’ve ‘lost’ my load in my guys ass, or he has lost his in mine. 😉
I was with someone and it had been a while so I was a bit tighter than usual and the condom slipped off inside of me. Thats the only thing I have ever “lost” inside of myself. I retrieved it when he pulled out and realized his dick was not wrapped anymore, lol.
ive never lost anything up there but i found a couple of wrist watches and a diamond ring 🙁
I didn’t lose it, but went to sleep w/a Butt plug in my ass. and slept for 8 hrs. Couldn’t sit down so went to the Dr, and he gave me something for the swelling..OUCH! Never did that again!
My friend works as a nurse in the ER. She was telling me about this one time when these two guys came in. They were playing with a double ended dildo and it got stuck :S
LOL gda123 I’VE heard of being joined at the hip 🙂 🙂 🙂
@ gdas123,
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Question: how did they make their way into the ER? Would have loved to have seen that feat of coordinated acrobatics.
I work in surgical pathology, we’ve had many things come in from guys that have been stuck, most common are dildo’s and cucumbers. The funniest is a repeat offender, this guy from a nearby prison keeps sounding with pieces of celery, he’s had to have it removed several times surgically.
I was using a double headed dildo on a guy once and it went all the way in. With all the lube on my fingers and the dildo, I couldn’t get my hands in there to get it back out. After finally giving up on getting it out, he went and sat on the toilet and presto, out it came. I’ve seen video’s of guys putting pool balls in there. I guess you could say they are lost too but like my dildo, they find their way back out. “Lost” just doesn’t seem like the right word to use for something in your ass. There isn’t a lot of mystery as to where it is.
wait what are we talking about…? sorry I got lost in homeboy’s ass…
i lost some shit up mine
I’ve lost a condom in a guys butt before but that’s it. I looked high and low for that thing afterwards and never found it.
i have a friend who is an x ray tech..she made copies of the xrays so i know this is real..anyway she had a guy come in with a coke bottle stuck in his butt..big end first..and another guy who lost a vibrator up there and for some reason had a shot glass stuck up there beneath the vibrator
Okay, any woman who “loses” something in their vj is an idiot! As a transguy I can emphatically say that hole is a closed system! Objects entering can only go so far, maybe 6 inches, unlike the ass where stuff really can get lost and make their way up into the colon! That being said, I have had a toy slip out of my grip in the height of lube covered ecstasy and needed to do a variety of contortions and such to get it back out.