Remember that guy who played the sexy gardener on Desperate Housewives? Even though he wasn't much of an actor, Jesse Metcalfe was definitely a fine piece of ass. But does he still got it? Splash News recently captured the actor on film, and it looks like […]
Tag: Celebrity
Celebrity Skin: Mark Ruffalo
Raise your hand if you'd like to see Brad Pitt naked. Well, go back to our last Edilson Nascimento), I thought we'd shine the spotlight on my personal boner-crush. I didn't pay much attention to Ruffalo until he had an underwear dance party with Kirsten […]
Madea Sends Kids To Disney World
Remember how a handful of children were going to Disney World. You can say what you want about the guy (I'm looking at you Sebbybear), but his heart is definitely in the right place. The club still insists that this "was not about race but […]
As If We Need A Reason To Post A Picture Of Michael Phelps…
Whether you think he's a butterface or you want to lower your butt onto his face, we figured we'd throw up this photo of Michael Phelps walking around in some board shorts. Some folks have been salivating over his bulge, but does anyone think he's […]
Lady Gaga Has Beef With Kermit The Frog
I have to come out of the closet (but not the one you're thinking of). Lady Gaga often gets on my nerves. Yes, she's great at making hits and a friend of the gay community. Occasionally I enjoy one of her songs, and I have a […]
Chris Brown Reads An Apology Written By Someone Else
Now I realize my feelings on the whole Chris Brown and Rihanna incident are stronger than the average guy's, but I feel no need to hold back when responding to this video apology from the pint-sized R&B twink. Let's start with the part where I call […]
Labor Pains, Emphasis On The Pain
I'm glad I'm not the only one who watched Lindsay Lohan in ABC Family's Labor Pains. In an attempt to show that a large portion of the movie's lines were directly related to the life of the fallen young actress, Rich Juzwiak of fourfour compiled this […]
Harry Potter Hunk Freddie Stroma Has A Nice Butt!
We're willing to look past Acne underwear's terrible name if they keep releasing videos of Harry Potter's Freddie Stroma rocking their undies. We thought it couldn't get
Marky Mark And The Punchy Bunch
Raise your hand if you'd like to see Mark Wahlberg shirtless on the set of his upcoming film The Fighter. Wait, what am I talking about? Put your hands down your pants if you want to see that, because you'll need them to go to […]
Editor’s Note: Secret Sex Status Revoked
So remember how I featured Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe as someone I'd have gay face!' [Laughs] I really don't know what a gay face is. But I think it's wonderful that Dumbledore was outed as gay … Half of me thinks Jo Rowling just […]